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@swimtom.bsky.social

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It's pretty hot when they lose speech function.

23.02.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get that man some water, he's gonna be dehydrated after that!

16.02.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So do you dress like Dexter to keep the DNA off you? LOL

12.02.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now that’s a stud!

11.02.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now that was hot. That little grin he gives you right after he shoots...he looks so proud. Priceless!

04.02.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I always thought my dream job was being the karma delivery person, but now I'd pay for that role.

27.01.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And your spankings!

15.01.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So glad I already have a lifetime pass!

11.01.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely! Hurry!

04.01.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think you could be the CIA’s secret weapon for interrogation. What do you think? You could just milk the secrets out of them!

27.12.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s best lawyer!

27.12.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All those poor studs who now have mush for brains…do you feel any guilt?! LOL

24.12.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Education in red states is a joke. Any academic who can find other work is already gone.

24.12.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Plays well, or just plays?

07.12.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good to know. Thanks. Generally best to give local.

26.11.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think you need an apprentice!

24.11.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just wow.

15.11.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In 2001, terrorists tried to destroy the White House with a hijacked plane. 24 years later, the president of the United States accepted a plane from people funding terrorists and destroyed the White House himself.πŸ”„

07.11.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 8155    πŸ” 2722    πŸ’¬ 160    πŸ“Œ 120

What a load!

07.11.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll even do pay per view!

05.11.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You ruined that poor lad. Bravo!

05.11.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That looks the driveway to my cottage. Could it be? LOL.

04.11.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mike Johnson: β€˜My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: β€˜My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: β€˜My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

03.11.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 29799    πŸ” 7843    πŸ’¬ 873    πŸ“Œ 508

Mike Johnson bemoans able-bodied men collecting healthcare benefits from the government while not working--exactly what Mike Johnson is currently doing.

31.10.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2713    πŸ” 774    πŸ’¬ 203    πŸ“Œ 57

No, man, Republicans are in charge of the government.

Do you think Democrats are the ones who keep telling the House to stay on vacation week after week in order to prevent the release of the Epstein Files?

Because I'm pretty positive that's *you* who's been doing that.

27.10.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4687    πŸ” 1103    πŸ’¬ 188    πŸ“Œ 42

That was hot!

20.10.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Liar liar pants on fire!

15.10.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0