And now for something completely different.
Ladies and gentlethings, we have received our first ready-for-air submission, and I am ecstatic to bring this to you in Season Three.
There are raccoons. In haute couture. They have a business card.
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A lonely radio tower on a hilltop dotted with scrub oak and pine is silhouetted against a purpling sky just past sunset. It is overlaid with a static pattern, the image all in hues of blue and indigo. In the upper left corner, a circle contains the logo for XTTY, an illustration of a vintage mic flanked with electrical sparks and the words, โXTTY: The News Behind the Noise.โ At the bottom is the url https://xtty.carrd.co/ and the phone number 970-591-2401.
For your listening pleasure, friends...
xtty.carrd.co
#goodmorningevildoers #xtty #thenewsbehindthenoise
11.11.2025 22:59 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
On the longest night of the year, Good Morning Evildoers will return.
Look for the final episode of Season Two on the Winter Solstice, Dec. 21.
Season Three will begin on February, Friday the 13th.
๐ฏ๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐.
#goodmorningevildoers #podcast #audiodrama#13daysofhalloween
31.10.2025 21:34 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
A splash of blood on a gray background is overlaid with smiling little skulls in blue, yellow, and black. Copy in a small yellow circle reads, โOn the twelfth day of Halloween, HR gave to meโฆโ which carries on in a larger yellow circle, reading โ...twelve witches wailing.โ An image of a witch conjures a glowing orb with a bloody spot within.
Twelveโฆand soon, 1ฬดฬฬอฬญอฬฬฎอฬฉฬฏฬฃฬฬฃฬออฬฟอฬฬฬอออ3ฬตฬขฬฬอฬฎฬฐฬฒอฬฆฬฏออฬฬฬฬฬฬฬฬฬฬอฬฬอออ
#goodmorningevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #13daysofhalloween
31.10.2025 14:21 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
A gray background with a dramatic splash of blood is overlaid with a step-and-repeat pattern of smiling little skulls in blue, yellow, and black. In a smaller yellow circle, the copy reads, โOn the eleventh day of Halloween, HR gave to meโฆโ The line continues in a larger yellow circle, where the copy reads, โeleven zombies Slacking.โ The accompanying illustration is a zombie at a standing desk using a laptop. (Though to be honest, this particular zombie, Eugene, doesnโt really have the best work ethic.)
Eleven.
#goodmorningevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #13daysofhalloween
30.10.2025 20:33 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
A splash of blood on a gray background is overlaid with smiling little skulls in blue, yellow, and black. Copy in a small yellow circle reads, โOn the tenth day of Halloween, HR gave to meโฆโ which carries on in a larger yellow circle, reading โ...ten demons dancing.โ An image of a demon with one bloody eye smiles beneath a disco ball.
Ten.
#goodmorningevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #13daysofhalloween
28.10.2025 21:47 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
A splash of blood on a gray background is overlaid with smiling little skulls in blue, yellow, and black. Copy in a small yellow circle reads, โOn the ninth day of Halloween, HR gave to meโฆโ which carries on in a larger yellow circle, reading โ...nine ghouls commuting.โ An image of a drippy ghoulish creature crawling through muck also features a stylish spot of blood. Really pulls the whole thing together.
Nine.
#goodmorningevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #13daysofhalloween
27.10.2025 18:12 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
A gray background. A splash of blood. Smiling little skulls in blue, yellow, and black. Copy in a small yellow circle reads, โOn the eighth day of Halloween, HR gave to meโฆโ which carries on in a larger yellow circle, reading โ...eight mummies muttering.โ An illustration of a mummy in a shroud lurches toward the viewer, staring with one red, bloody eye.
Eight.
#goodmorningevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #13daysofhalloween
26.10.2025 20:49 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
A gray background. A splash of blood. Beguiling little skulls in blue, yellow, and black. Copy in a small yellow circle reads, โOn the seventh day of Halloween, HR gave to meโฆโ which carries on in a larger yellow circle, reading โ...seven cauldrons bubbling.โ An illustration of a bubbling cauldron with a spot of blood within the flames. Delightful.
Seven.
#goodmorningevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #13daysofhalloween
25.10.2025 20:16 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
A gray background. A splash of blood. Beguiling little skulls in blue, yellow, and black. Copy in a small yellow circle reads, โOn the sixth day of Halloween, HR gave to meโฆโ which carries on in a larger yellow circle, reading โ...six bats a-flappingโ An illustration of a bat with a fearsomely bloody mouth indicates maybe someone needs to go to the dentist.
Six.
#goodmorningevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #13daysofhalloween
24.10.2025 21:11 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
A gray background. A splash of blood. All charmingly overlaid with tiny smiling skulls in blue, yellow, and black. Copy in a small yellow circle reads, โOn the fifth day of Halloween, HR gave to meโฆโ which carries on in a larger yellow circle, reading โ...five eldritch rings!โ The accompanying image is a sweet little cartoon of a skull ring, although one bony socket appears to contain a bit of extraneous blood.
Five.
#goodmornngevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #13daysofhalloween
23.10.2025 18:35 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
On a gray background, a pretty splash of blood is overlaid with tiny smiling skulls in blue, yellow, and black. Copy in a small yellow circle reads, โOn the fourth day of Halloween, HR gave to meโฆโ which carries on in a larger yellow circle, reading โ...four blood red staplers.โ The accompanying image is the obligatory red Swingline stapler, but it looks like it might have drawn a drop of blood. Oopsie!
Four.
#goodmornngevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #13daysofhalloween
22.10.2025 20:46 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
On a gray background, a cheerful splash of blood is overlaid with smiling little skulls in blue, yellow, and black. Copy in a small yellow circle reads, โOn the third day of Halloween, HR gave to meโฆโ which carries on in a larger yellow circle, reading โ...three screaming interns.โ The accompanying image is a strange, wizened mask with a drop of blood beneath.
Three.
#goodmornngevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #13daysofhalloween
21.10.2025 19:47 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
On a gray background, a lovely splash of blood is overlaid with cheerful little skulls in blue, yellow, and black. The copy reads, โOn the second day of Halloween, HR gave to meโฆtwo cursed memos.โ The accompanying image is an ancient scroll that someone has carelessly spotted with something red and viscous.
Two.
#goodmornngevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #13daysofhalloween
20.10.2025 20:32 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
On a gray background a charming splash of blood is overlaid with cheerful little skulls in blue, yellow, and black. The copy reads, โOn the first day of Halloween, HR gave to meโฆa bird of ill omen in a tree.โ The accompanying image is a manky, part-skeletal crow with a bloody red eye.
One.
Because counting up is never sinister. Right?
#goodmornngevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #13daysofhalloween
19.10.2025 22:42 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The Good Morning Evildoers logo in black on a white field. Below it, the copy reads, โGood Morning Evilders will return. For now, we pause.โ
The podcast will be going on hiatus. My mother, who inspired so much of Winifred from HR, is nearing the end of her life. She has always encouraged creativity, humor, and mischief, and those gifts will live on in the show. Thank you for your patience while I step away. Weโll be back when itโs time.
10.09.2025 22:56 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Tater tots are truly the unsung heroes of the potato world.
09.09.2025 14:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
An honor just to be nominated.
(All quips aside ANA is both clever and delightful, and these other shows are badass rock 'n roll tater tots.)
09.09.2025 02:43 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
(What perplexes me to this day is the idea that WTNV is anti-woke or not gay or something. Sir. SIR. What?)
05.09.2025 22:24 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The Good Morning Evildoers logo in blue and gold is surrounded by screenshots of multiple positive reviews including two 5 star summaries, praise for a Donner Party Planning joke, and professions of love for the POV character Winifred. The accompanying copy beneath the logo reads, "Comedy Horror. Corporate Skullduggery. A Sprinkle of Cannibalism."
Why should you listen to Good Morning Evildoers? You shouldn't. Don't let the reviews fool you. A drunk after a con told us it sounded like, "A stupid gay ripoff of Welcome to Night Vale with some old bitch."
His name? Don't bother. He doesn't remember it now anyway.
All he remembers is pain.
05.09.2025 22:24 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
On a gray background scattered with cheerful little skulls in black, yellow, and blue, a yellow box contains a photo of a sign in a restaurant window that reads, โTables are for eating customers only.โ Beneath it, copy reads, โThis looks like our kind of place.โ Instead of the Good Morning Evildoers logo, a plate with silverware wrapped in a napkin is in the lower right corner.
Nothing like a nice dinner out on a long weekend. #HappyLaborDay #GoodMorningEvildoers #alittlecannibalismasatreat
01.09.2025 18:49 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
A thick gray border surrounds a background scattered with cheerful little skulls in black, yellow, and blue. Inside a circle contains the Good Morning Evildoers logo, and the words, โSeason Two, Episode Five: Ashes to Asphalt & Records Too.โ Femur bones surround the image, and a large splash of blood across the entire thing seems even larger than it was on previous episode announcements, nearly obscuring the entire logo.
Hello, delicious โmutualsโ and โcyberpals.โ We hope you enjoy the new episode of Good Morning Evildoers, intriguingly titled Ashes to Asphalt & Records Too. Do you have a favorite Akashic Record? Please share in the โcommentsโ โ we are told that most humans enjoy sharing their opinions in this way.
29.08.2025 15:43 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Atop gray field scattered with cheerful little skulls in black, yellow and blue, a yellow box contains the copy: โNew Digital Download โ GoodMorningEvildoers.Gumroad.Com.โ A comic-style kapow features additional text: โTrack your KPIs!โ Within the box is a screenshot of a print-quality pdf for tracking Known Portents of Inevitability featuring the Global Synergy Amalgamated logo.
A new digital publication awaits your beautiful corneas, vitreous fluid, and optic nerves! Pay what you want to track those all important KPIs (Known Portents of Inevitability).
#goodmorningevildoers #digitaldownload #podcast #horrorsky
goodmorningevildoers.gumroad.com/l/KPItracker
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