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Cassandra Nine-Toes

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Disaster transbian, githyanki simp, cursed by the Azure Bonds, and a professional unicorn wrangler.

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2024-2025 Literacy Statistics | National Literacy Institute Literacy Statisitics

Fun fact: 54% of US adults read below a 6th grade level.

You have to actively remember literally over half the US adult population is *unable to perceive subtext*

www.thenationalliteracyinstitute.com/2024-2025-li...

02.03.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 897    πŸ” 359    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 87

What an expertly called shot

10.09.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 8215    πŸ” 4036    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 29

i miss when the internet was not a fucking panopticon for the police state

05.02.2026 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Graphic from the Blades '68 BackerKit crowdfunding campaign, showing stretch goal contributors Avalyn Ramsay writing "Psychic Commie Rats" and Aaron Lim writing "Report on the Inaugural Crowfoot Wargaming Convention of '68".

Graphic from the Blades '68 BackerKit crowdfunding campaign, showing stretch goal contributors Avalyn Ramsay writing "Psychic Commie Rats" and Aaron Lim writing "Report on the Inaugural Crowfoot Wargaming Convention of '68".

They announced my stretch goal for Blades '68! Let's get to $390,000 so I can write about The Inaugural Crowfoot Wargaming Convention of '68 (which split of from the Charterhall Conference On Historical and Strategic Wargames that started two years before). www.backerkit.com/c/projects/e...

01.03.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3
Emptiness Effigied – Violence to liberate.

there's 150,000 words of free, paranormal lesbian detective fiction awaiting you in one convenient epub. the girlies are raving about emptiness effigied. it has a handsome detective woman who was boiled to life in an alembic, and her beautiful dog-girl assistant! read it today: emptinesseffigied.com

01.03.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the akashic records are empty. sorry. yeah a kobold got in there and ate the sum of all knowledge in the universe

02.03.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Bumpusville is lucky to have you

01.03.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s highly demoralizing. You have to insert a joke character in for them to remember because they’re like toddlers.

01.03.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Alien: The Draconis Cycle.

From space truckers in over their head to Colonial Marines on the edge of war, I'm running the Alien Cinematic campaigns on Start Playing. Sundays at 1pm Central.

startplaying.games/adventure/cm...

01.03.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An OC does not make a good PC, I guess is my point.

01.03.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good players still exist, I know several online and offβ€”anecdotally many of them play Pathfinder 2E, just saying.

These are players who build characters that fit in the world. That pursue threads and hooks, and offer suggestions that make sense in the context of the world.

01.03.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In the effort to move toward a more collaborative form of storytelling, the culture overshot, and now instead of DMs being wannabe novelists shoe-horning the PCs into their plots, players have become the rigid storytellers who want to use your world as a backdrop for their PCs’ predetermined arcs.

01.03.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When you say β€œI’m starting a D&D campaign,” most players already have a character in their head and will do their damndest to force the square peg of their PC into the round hole of your campaign world.

At the extreme, there are players who literally only have one character, every time.

01.03.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I think a harsh reality of being a DM is that most players will simply never care about your world, and no amount of campaign pitches or session zeroes will ever change that.

01.03.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mistakes happen, I get it, editors are only human. But, again, the solution is simple: I shouldn't be paying extra for what I will basically NEED anyway.

01.03.2026 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Seven Things You Need to Know" and there are only five listed. The other two got put back into the PDF, of course, which the company website wants an extra $10 for if I purchase it together with the physical book or $35 on its own.

If I bought the book at my local game store, I'd be pissed.

01.03.2026 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly companies need to include the PDFs of RPGs for free with the purchase of a physical copy, period, because the editing standards of print books have gotten abysmal and if I'm going to need to consult an updated PDF I shouldn't be paying extra for what should have been in the book.

01.03.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In A Thousand Li: The Second Sect, we get to see Elder Koβ€”one of my favorite fictional librariansβ€”happy… and it is a slightly terrifying thought.

01.03.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

May we pay for our crimes.

01.03.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good night, get some rest

01.03.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

posting is free and therapy is expensive

28.02.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 418    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

I have my preorder in for the first one, but I will also bug my local library!

28.02.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œHow many of these gentle people have I helped to kill just by paying my taxes?" June Jordan, 1984

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US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

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A digital recreation of a panel of the comic Nancy by Olivia James. The titular character, Nancy, is riding a hoverboard-type scooter, holding a digital music player in one hand and a phone on a selfie stick in the other. She's wearing those 80s Venetian blind sunglasses. All the colors are weird inversions or variations from the actual panel colors. In a large speech balloon above her head Nancy is saying 'Maybe it will happen today'.

A digital recreation of a panel of the comic Nancy by Olivia James. The titular character, Nancy, is riding a hoverboard-type scooter, holding a digital music player in one hand and a phone on a selfie stick in the other. She's wearing those 80s Venetian blind sunglasses. All the colors are weird inversions or variations from the actual panel colors. In a large speech balloon above her head Nancy is saying 'Maybe it will happen today'.

19.01.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3319    πŸ” 749    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 15

I feel like the average AP out there has about 15-20 minutes of actual play per hour and it is maddening.

28.02.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing but the utmost respect and adoration for the rare actual play that can make it through ten minutes without a single bit.

28.02.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I promise you it’s way more fun to like villain characters when you enjoy them being villainous instead of pulling a muscle to try and justify liking them or pretending they weren’t bad, actually

28.02.2026 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 647    πŸ” 269    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

I do appreciate the original covers and am glad of my collection (minus book one which I only had in audio), but DAMN these new covers are so good.

28.02.2026 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite thing about Yu Kun in A Thousand Li: The Second Expedition is that he is absolutely down to fuck Wu Ying.

28.02.2026 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0