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Did you hear about the terrible cheese factory explosion?

It flattened the building. All that was left was debris.

#DadJokes

Yeah. This was years ago before the Temu stuff. Learned my lesson right quick, especially trying to find a decent place during a road trip in the middle of the desert to replace it!

All day today, I was shoveling snow with my boy. Finally, he had enough, shook off the snow, and said, “This would go a lot easier if you used a shovel like everyone else, Sir!” #DadJokes

Ahyup. I made the mistake of getting some off Amazon once. Supposedly titanium. Wasn’t even surgical steel. And heavier than the smaller Ti PA I had. My body did not like that at all.

Yeah, the steel ones get real cold but usually used to them now. I need to get a titanium one really. Lighter.

NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!

Yeah. Three hours outside. My Carhartts were soaked through — shirt, overalls, hoodie AND the jacket. Glad the septum is a resin one LOL

A color photo of an Asian man with a white beard and a black nose ring wearing a black jacket over a hi viz hoodie. The man’s beard is caked in snow.

Going for the Arcticore vibe today. Robert Peary and Roald Amundsen, eat yer hearts out!

Also: The good news is you can save on fridge space and put it outside.

Realistically, I have more than enuff food fer a long ass time LOL.

Color picture of snow filling the picture.

SNOWPOCALYSPE!

And I didn’t run to the store and swipe every possible perishable item off the shelf beforehand! Plz be to halps!

A color photo of a man with wild hair on the History Channel explaining something with the word Aliens overlayed on top

TIL our moon smells like spent gunpowder. www.sciencefocus.com/space/what-d...

Hrmmm. Mebbe I should come help. I got a whole quart of egg nog into @polluxpup.bsky.social in less than a minute or so just a few weeks ago!

Git big!

An illustration for Chinese new year with a red background and the words happy new year year of the horse 2026. There is a Rondell with a stylized picture of a horse in the manner of a silhouette cut out. The colors are red and gold.

An illustration for Ramadan 2026 with the words, Ramadan Kareem on the bottom. The colors are blue and gold. There is a crescent moon, along with the domes and Minette’s of a unspecified city. The picture is framed by Islamic style lanterns on the left and right.

An illustration with the words Mardi Gras 2026 on it. The colors are green, blue and purple. There is a Mardi Gras mask with feathers that would cover the eyes as the main illustration. There are swags of beads lining the top and sides of the image.

Triple greetings to the diverse people on this feed: Happy Chinese New Year! Ramadan Mubarak! And for those of you that celebrate Mardi Gras, laissez les bons temps rouler!

Whatever you are celebrating, I wish you joy, peace, health, and prosperity.

A picture of Pantone color chip for Pantone’s color of the year, Cloud Dancer, a shade of white.

A picture of Super Bowl LX’s halftime show showing everyone dressed in white.

“Hahaha, Pantone! White for color of the year?! Yer stupid!”

Guesstimates are the best!

Pretty sure people aren’t here for the room. :-P

Good luck!

Aren’t those the most rewarding in the end though?

That would involve a SIR actually taking photos with His phone, SIR.

People see nice things and want in. Happens a lot.

Why isn't a nose 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot. #DadJokes #Duh

Love that response ROFL

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer. #DadJokes

YouTube video by lipebianc Beetlejuice - Day-o (Banana Boat Song)

“Tell us about your ghosts, Lydia.”“I would rather talk about…”

youtu.be/AQXVHITd1N4

And they say size doesn’t matter…

How do you win a fight against a group of killer clowns? You go right for the juggler. #DadJokes

Or as “steak” when it is a vegetable.