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27.10.2025 11:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@alphagunny.bsky.social
Gunny T Shepherd, a graymuzzled German Shepherd Dog in a tiger kigu, with a pack of their own. Apparently intimidating but actually cuddlesome. Truth, Honor, Integrity. This account is NSFW. Everyone is welcome here. He / Him / His
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27.10.2025 11:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I told my doctor that I keep hearing a buzzing sound. He said itโs just a bug going around. #DadJokes
27.10.2025 07:20 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0LOLโฆ nawโฆ there are jokes I donโt get and people explain to me all the time too. :-P
22.10.2025 23:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If you label the fish from A to D, the 4th letter would be D and so the 4th fish would be the โDโ koi. D koi is a homophone of โdecoy,โ which means to lure a person or animal away from an intended target. So when the koi are attacked they leave the D koi / decoy to lure danger while others flee.
22.10.2025 03:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I was gonna message him directly with this but was hoping he would see this here. LOL
ALSOโฆ we just passed ourโฆ 13th? anniversary. I am pretty sure he knows. :-P
No, not just that one Dad Joke per week? He needs more?!
21.10.2025 03:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Sorry for the late Dad Joke. My Buffer app has kinda sucked badly since they updated it a lil while back
21.10.2025 02:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fun Fact: Koi always travel in schools of four. When attacked, the A, B, and C koi scatter, leaving just the D koi. #DadJokes
21.10.2025 01:15 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 1Happy Birthday!
_resets clock_
Artists back then had all the best resources.
16.10.2025 22:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh gods. The NYC restaurant scene is too much in my head. I misread the artistโs name as Omakase. _puts face in pawbs_
14.10.2025 15:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Get Up Close to Frank Lloyd Wright's Unrealized Buildings with David Romero's Digital Models
14.10.2025 14:54 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Your Smartwatch's Heart Rate Monitor Was Developed by a Furry
14.10.2025 07:20 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0โListenโฆ I am workinโ here. If yer not gonna buy somethin and ya donโt have a treat, just leave!โ
14.10.2025 01:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Good news is that you got into pole position.
13.10.2025 23:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A close up color photo of an orchid bloom with a white, frilly lip that is striated with thing yellow green petals. There are darker green leaves behind against a white background.
My Procatavola Key Lime Stars orchid (a hybrid of Epicattleya Lime Sherbet and Brassavola nodosa) bloomed last month. Last year, I broke off the bud before it bloomed. It inherits night fragrant characteristics. A lovely bloom that lasted over a month. #orchids #windowsill #nyc #plant #brassavola
13.10.2025 20:04 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A color photo of a profile view of a psychopsis orchid. The orchid is deep, orange and yellow, with three thin petals at the top that are darker red.
My Psychopsis papilio (the โButterfly Orchidโ) in bloom. #photography #nyc #newyork #newyorkcity #statenisland #orchid #orchids #flower #flowers #flowerstagram #petals #windowsillgarden #psychopsis #psychopsispapilio #butterflyorchid
13.10.2025 14:54 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0SHHHHHHHH! Not so loud!
13.10.2025 11:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I didnโt even know that was a thing! Prolly good I didnโt though. My wallet is happierโฆ ROFL
13.10.2025 11:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That could easily be turned into a horror movie. โYou wake up on a train full of sleeping comic book charactersโฆโ
13.10.2025 11:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Noice! I always love seeing what artists use to create their work.
13.10.2025 11:19 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โOhhh, yer into that kinky incest stuff? Mmmm. We can make that happen. Rawrโฆโ
13.10.2025 11:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0So is this โFight fire with fire,โ or โIf you canโt beat โem join โem,โ cubbie? Heh _gibs head pats and ear scritches_
13.10.2025 11:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โTis a very popular hip hotel lobby lamp. Welcome to your hip hotel!
13.10.2025 11:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Two fish are in a tank. One looks to the other and says, โI donโt even know how to drive this thing.โ #DadJokes
13.10.2025 07:20 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0A color photo of a part of Nayland Blakeโs installation, Session, 2025. The photo shows an orange plastic sign with the word โSESSIONโ in a black, sans-serif font set into a metal frame that is open at the top. The edges of the word looks distressed, as if it has been rubbed off some over time. Set into the left of metal frame is a smaller piece of rectangular metal with the word โINโ painted on in orange. The piece is arranged so that the words together read โIN SESSIONโ. The piece has a piece of chain hanging from the top and partially obscuring the word โIN.โ That whole assembly is mounted on lightly rusted chain-link behind which is a heavy, quilted canvas fabric in black. All the elements of the photo are shown in shallow perspective, such that the signโs right edge is larger, and seems closer to the viewer, then the left edge.
A color photo of a part of Nayland Blakeโs installation, Session, 2025. The photo shows two door mats on either side of a door frame, seen from directly above. The doormats are both made of cocoa fiber, and are in their natural brownish tan color. One doormat has the word โCOMEโ in the center, while the other one has the word โGOโ in the center. Both words are in black, and there is an offset black line border around the edge of the mat. The mats are placed so that the words would be upright and readable when you enter the doorway. On the right, the photo shows the door which is covered in a black quilted canvas moving cloth, with an orange border. The door jam is visible on both the left and right of the photo. The background of the photo is the concrete floor.
A color photo of a part of Nayland Blakeโs installation, Session, 2025. The photo shows a stark white room with a concrete floor. In the room, is a metal chain hung on the wall with various items hung from it, and a couch-like item in the middle of the room. The chain on the wall in the back has a gentle, drooping curve to it. The couch-like piece of furniture in the middle of the room is covered in black leather. At the head of the couch, where oneโs head might rest, is a mirror and a professional-looking microphone on a small, adjustable boom. At the left corner of the couch nearest the viewer, is a vertical pole that ends in a crook at the top. from the pool is hung a sign that says โI betrayedโฆโ Also hung from the pole are multiple shiny metal cans each with a tag and a long piece of black ribbon. Each of the tags complete the sentence that began with โI betrayedโ with a noun, such as โmy family.โ In the place where a decorative skirt might have surrounded the couch, is a metal chain attached at various points to the couchโs frame.
A color photo of a part of Nayland Blakeโs installation, Session, 2025. The photo shows a stark white wall, in front of which is a mask that would cover the wearers face across the eyes. The mask has a strap to go around the back of the head, eye holes, and ears that are in the shape of a hareโs. The mask features metal studs that are attached to the mask by flat Phillips head screws. The studs are all conical points that are attached to such that they point in towards the wearer of the mask.
Photos from @nayland.blake.bsky.socialโs new installation at Matthew Marks Gallery. I really liked this work that doubles up on sex and BDSM as therapy. #art #NYC
10.10.2025 14:54 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Very much so!
10.10.2025 13:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Like with Gonzalez-Torresโ piece, Iโm more familiar with Robert Goberโs lifelike sculptures and less with this work. The window through a diaper with questionable stains into a bright, domestic but also quotidian wallpaper is a pretty interesting to me.  
Go visit to see all the works!
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Likewise, Iโm familiar, as many are, with Felix Gonzalez-Torresโ โportraitsโ in piles of candy, but less so with this series. For me, it works as a portrait of an era: Princess Di, Oliver North, AIDS and Patient Zero juxtaposed with Jesse Helms, Kurt Waldheim, and other cultural touchstones. ๐งต3/4
10.10.2025 11:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0