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The Auntie Karen

@vermiciousknits.bsky.social

Knitter, reader, alt-u me is a volcanologist. Cis. she/her Karen, but not one of those Karens; Boomer, but not one of those Boomers. No, I'm not interested in all your links or your 0F.

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I broke my nose while bowling.

05.03.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An article link on fb talking about B-2 bombers mentioned that they flew out of Whiteman AFB. Some folks in the comments were losing their minds over the "security risk" of identifying the base. So I provided the link to the base's own homepage that noted the B-2s were there.

03.03.2026 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cruel and unusual, even.

02.03.2026 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've got 25 years supporting the program and I'm going to need to see something more specific from the organization. Sure, trans Scouts are welcome, but what troop will they join? Will trans girls be forced into boy troops? Trans boys into girl troops? They seem deliberately obtuse.

01.03.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Three members of my family of four cannot donate, for various reasons. We thank you for doing so!

01.03.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Color options in new vehicles, 2026 edition (only slightly exaggerated):
Black
White
White pearl
Blue
Red
Light gray
Medium gray
Dark gray
Light metallic gray
Medium metallic gray
Dark metallic gray
Light pearl gray
Medium pearl gray
Dark pearl gray

01.03.2026 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Especially because there are blue parts of Kansas where we're doing what we can to drag the legislature into this century.

26.02.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Donated from Kansas!

26.02.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trans Continental Pipeline Queer Relocation Nonprofit in Denver, Colorado

MAKE AN EMERGENCY DONATION to Trans Continental Pipeline right now.

They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate there and they are overwhelmed with requests. CO borders KS, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.

GO DONATE.

tcpipeline.org

26.02.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3662    πŸ” 3597    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 160
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Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses "The legislature did not include a grace period."

It seems all Kansas-issued trans drivers' licenses are invalid, effective tomorrow

It is now illegal for trans people to drive a car until they surrender their license at a DMV (that most will need to drive to) and have it reissued with the wrong gender marker

This was never about woman's sports

26.02.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9389    πŸ” 4611    πŸ’¬ 233    πŸ“Œ 673

My executive function actually showed up today, with bonus added multi-tasking! Five loads of laundry - washed, dried, AND folded - while also doing an online training module I've been needing to complete.

25.02.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the fucking GOP supermajority in the state lege.

23.02.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate car shopping.

23.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hard agree. Melon is nasty.

23.02.2026 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like a lot of people are missing that.

19.02.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And put his head on a pike at Westminster Hall for more than 20 years.

18.02.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mark Shera was my tween crush.

16.02.2026 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's in the alt text.

14.02.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If a Real ID does not *explicitly* state that the holder is a citizen, it will not meet the requirements of the act. Most Real ID do not.

13.02.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Fundamentally, Republicans want Americans to die.

That’s the message from blocking new lifesaving vaccines.

That’s the message from gutting FEMA.

That’s the message from their street goons gunning people down.

Republicans hate Americans and want us dead.

13.02.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

"Erroneously". Sure.

12.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So... women have all the power and men can only be in control if women are utterly powerless.

12.02.2026 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because most states' Real ID requirements do not meet those of the bill.

12.02.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of ours is (was?) An OB/GYN who suddenly became "Doc" during his campaign so he could appear folksy. (And get voters to ignore the fact that in practice, if not quite legally, he doesn't live in Kansas at all.)

10.02.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alford is awful. A former TV newsreader who parlayed his recognition into a seat in Congress.

10.02.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So my spouse.

Doesn't care much for music. (Their brain can't tell lyrics from music so it's all mush.)

Knows no Spanish.

Sat through the entire halftime show because fuck the racists.

09.02.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"If they wanted me to allow that, it would be in the lesson plan. It's not, so that's a no from me."

07.02.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perpetually crappy sleep hygiene.

06.02.2026 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, if you really wanted a hybrid minivan but were unlikely to get one, which hybrid SUV would you choose? Currently driving a 2010 Forester. Local Subaru dealers suck, so prob not another one.
Why I want a minivan: low entry height, cargo space, and I really, really miss my beloved Grand Voyager.

06.02.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a cloth mask, but it uses an N99 liner.

04.02.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0