I don’t know if I’ll ever trust FIFA again

Almost 85% of statistics are made up

I will always treasure my experience at Drake Law School. But, I am embarrassed to claim it as my alma mater.

The dean is an absolute clown.

AXS is trash

Real Gs move in silence like lasagna

a man in a hurley sweatshirt holds a wooden stick ALT: a man in a hurley sweatshirt holds a wooden stick

Or, maybe it’s the way he treated staff. I don’t think he was ousted from leadership b/c of policy.

North side Skull and Bone Gang has appeared to kick off Mardi Gras

My problem with capitalism is not that it produces too many billionaires. It’s that it seems to make billionaires out of the worst people in the world:

Totally gonna request they play a walk up song on the way back.

What would the best airplane boarding walk-up song be?

Big Pimpin’ — Jay-Z comes to mind.

It’s my superstition to be the last to on the plane. I like to sit down & immediately take off.

W/ Southwests old policy of open seating you can’t really do it.

Now they assign seats. But, if you wait long enough, they call your name on the intercom to board.

I love it. Makes me feel like a VIP.

For the non-cocainer here, can someone explain how the toilet seat enhances the experience?

Not to be that guy, but I think we should be calling him Conejo Malo

I don’t expect everyone to love his music. But, how can you not like Bad Bunny?

Cooler than the other side of the pillow

I know I’m late to the game on this, but if you are not listening to Pablo Torre on @pablo.show you are really missing out. Some of the best journalism in any medium. IMO

My ultracrepidarianism will be in full display for the next two weeks

Never understood the interest in the Olympics.

Just because they pack sports that I don’t care about into two weeks only once every four years doesn’t change the fact that they are sports that I don’t care about.

Because it’s January of 2026

Cop Rock

The Wild, The Innocent & The E Street Shuffle

I know nothing about foreign policy or military strategy. Kinda feels like we will bomb Iran before the Sunday morning talk shows.

Taylor Swift
Bonnie Raitt
The Chicks
Mavis Staples
Sheryl Crow

About time to block a punt

Dirty Dancing

Steve Winwood

Sad And Beautiful World YouTube video

Feels like a good day to get lost in Mavis Staples’ Sad and Beautiful World album

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It's knowing that this can't go on forever

It's likely one of us will have to spend some days alone

Maybe we'll get forty years together

But, one day, I'll be gone

And, one day, you'll be gone

Irvin Mayfield Launches All-Ages Music and Dining Space in the Quarter Irvin Mayfield has opened a new all-ages music and dining venue has arrived in the French Quarter, inside Felix’s Restaurant & Oyster Bar.

In New Orleans Mon–Wed? Don’t miss Kermit Ruffins & Irvin Mayfield at The 208 (above Felix’s on Bourbon). Hugely entertaining.

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Just finished up my last few emails at the office. Time to start my Christmas shopping