J.R.

War is hell, Portland style

By the way, when the administration cuts funding for pediatric research and trials, it not only pulls the rug out from kids with terminal illnesses, but families like mine who desperately need more funding for research.

(Ok NOW back to jokes)

I may have been too blunt when I said a radio spot's voiceover actor had the enthusiasm and cadence of a hostage reading a ransom note.
The second submission was loads better, though.

Here we go!!

Dude!!! Somewhere on in my photos/videos on my computer I've got him playing "The Final Countdown" outside a mall in Vancouver, WA where we ate at an Outback when we were on our way to Portland to play Arlene Schnitzer Hall. I need to find it!

Hello Knoxville. Show at Covenant Health Park tomorrow.

You are awesome

If there was a net, he’d have gotten stuck in it.

I think Harley Cameron drew up the play, gave it to Tony, and he called it in.

Pre-order your Dust in the Wind zip-hoodie!

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I don’t mean to brag, but I’ve got a 5.0 rating on Uber and I use cart returns.

@atticus59914029.bsky.social Julie has a really good thread here, too.

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I made a TSA agent laugh…in Philadelphia of all places!
Him: “Do you have anything sharp or fragile?”
Me: “Just my ego.”
Him: *Giggles while trying to stay serious.”

Then he stood up and hit a double.

It’s amazing the shift from everyone who opposes MAGA being labeled a “pedo” to now everyone is being labeled a “terrorist.” Both are ridiculous - one is quite the violent escalation.

Interesting how Schefter’s reporting is different than local Indy news reporting in this whole Sanchez thing. Terrible situation, but national outlet’s report is different than local reporting.

I forgot Carlos Tosca existed until today’s Hammer Territory podcast.

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

I’m glad it is not worse than what it is!

Hi!!

Prolly to lose

I love this

Running on caffeine, instinct, and the crappiest diet I’ve had in 17 years.

Bonner Springs, KS - it was a special night at Azura Amphitheater that was full of surprises. Thank you and goodnight from KANSAS!

St. Louis, MO - KANSAS, 38 Special, and Jefferson Starship head your way Saturday night!!

Yes, it's Sandstone.

What's up? I'm in town because we've got a show in Bonner Springs at Azura Amp tomorrow night.

Made it to Lenexa, KS. One can almost feel @missroyalkc.bsky.social coolness even this close to Overland Park. (I think that’s your home base)

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