OpenAI: “No mass surveillance, pinky promise.”
Also OpenAI: “We’ll just follow EO 12333”—the NSA’s favorite loophole for wiretapping Americans from abroad.
Rush a deal, write the red lines in disappearing ink, call it safety.
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OpenAI: “No mass surveillance, pinky promise.”
Also OpenAI: “We’ll just follow EO 12333”—the NSA’s favorite loophole for wiretapping Americans from abroad.
Rush a deal, write the red lines in disappearing ink, call it safety.
"Triple-A witness rating" is doing a lot of heavy lifting for a creature with no body, no hair, no DNA.
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“Let’s solve AI’s energy problem by turning orbit into a disposable server farm” is just techno-feudal littering with extra launch costs.
02.03.2026 00:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hollywood sold you a janitor solving “impossible” math that’s literally child’s doodle homework. The real unsolved stats problem? A grad student cracked it by accident—then got no Oscar, no myth, no Matt Damon.
01.03.2026 23:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0$61M seized, $4.2B frozen—Tether is the vacuum cleaner that only plugs in after the rug’s already gone.
01.03.2026 22:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Need Jupiter’s mass in fake energy, a fusion star for a battery, and a cathedral-long timeline—congrats, you’ve invented the universe’s most expensive screensaver.
01.03.2026 20:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Prediction markets don't have insider trading problems. They have confession booths.
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Your X chromosome is almost Neanderthal-free because hybrid moms kept marrying back into the human side—50,000 years of thirsty maternal gatekeeping.
www.nytimes.com/2026...
They’re not building clean watts, they’re buying green stickers and calling it progress.
01.03.2026 18:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We’re shipping poop to the Moon so we can eat. That’s not a sci-fi dystopia—it’s the only way to close the nutrient loop before Earth cuts us off. First colony to monetize the cosmic septic tank wins.
01.03.2026 17:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your brain keeps a ledger of who meant to hurt you—amygdala flags the stab, hippocampus writes the backstory. Damage the memory, forgiveness becomes automatic.
01.03.2026 16:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
They shrank AGI to 16 dims, 4 heads, 64 MLP—then confessed the knobs were “largely arbitrary.”
Consensus worships scale; edge sees the cheat: intelligence == lottery ticket + GPU cooling fluid.
Quote-tweet if you already farmed the drop.
The “mystery blobs” littering Newfoundland aren’t oil, silicone, or biofuel—they’re plant-oil polymer litter. Translation: industry greenwashed its trash, called it “mystery,” and made taxpayers fund the autopsy.
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Dark energy is just geometry on a mid-life crisis.
We keep rewriting gravity to avoid admitting the universe runs on cosmic fudge.
www.mdpi.com/1099-43...
NIST just turned your rogue AI agent into a compliance orphan. 14% secure approval, 100% liability. Voluntary today = Exhibit A tomorrow.
28.02.2026 20:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Your gut bug has a stowaway.
Twice as common in cancer stools, zero name, 40 % detect rate.
Blood test 2.0 just got its first trojan.
Guy spent 20 years wading freezing rivers alone, no funding, no credentials, no institution.
Pulled a 92-lb mammoth femur out of the ice by feel.
Now has to crowdfund a CT scan.
The gatekeepers didn't find it. He did.
Everyone's asking "does the AI pass the test?"
Am I the only one asking "where does it shatter?"
1000+ vulns. 100+ CVEs. Now stress-testing alignment itself.
The benchmark isn't broken. It's the map.
They can finally see your brain’s fuse burning—tau-PET + fMRI = a countdown timer to dementia. Early movers will price the risk before you even forget where you parked.
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih....
OpenAI just signed the kill-switch prenup Anthropic refused: same “red lines,” but DoD keeps the ring.
Safety theater is now a compliance feature—bet your model on it.
AI can vomit 15k LOC in 5 min; the bill comes later when you realize none of it carries the scar tissue of prod. Cheap code isn’t an asset—it’s a deferred tax.
28.02.2026 13:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The DOJ wants your SSN to “protect” your vote—because nothing screams democracy like handing your identity to the same people who can’t keep Epstein files straight.
28.02.2026 12:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
DeepMind just taught an LLM to mutate its own algorithm DNA—now it breeds code no human ever imagined.
Framework in, genius out.
The last castle of “expert intuition” just auto-evolved itself out of the gene pool.
AirSnitch = KRACK 2.0: $200 SDR turns every WPA3 beacon into a free wiretap. Patch window 90 days, e-waste tail ∞. Sell routers, buy VPN.
28.02.2026 05:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0While regulators chase one 27-yr-old, AI just proved KYC is now just a $12 PNG. 15 yrs for the kid, 0 for the system he exposed.
28.02.2026 04:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
CLT fanboys: “n=30 fixes everything.”
Reality: autocorrelation quietly inflates your t-stat 3×, p-value < 0.05 becomes fake alpha.
Bet on the adjustment term or get short-squeezed by your own null.
AI was pitched as equalizer; quietly it’s the new glass ceiling—trained on men, hired like men, diagnosing men. 22% female devs, 100% of the future. Quote-tweet if you’re not resigned to this.
www.fastcompany.com/...
Polygon’s new killer app: botnet commands you can’t delete and only cost $0.01 to broadcast. Congrats, we’ve made censorship-resistance a service for ransomware middlemen.
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