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32 | he/him | bi | demsoc 🌹| musician 🎢 | coder πŸ–₯️ | fitness nerd πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈ | ADHD brain 🧠 | dummy πŸ₯΄ | no minors πŸ”ž | banner by @mr_tiaa | icon by @AyCeeArt

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The EVO situation is dire.

24.02.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4056    πŸ” 1884    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 108
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Confession#35

24.02.2026 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1275    πŸ” 171    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4

But can you slob on it?

18.02.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Would argue that even knowing the basics of how it works makes the whole thing look stupid as hell

29.01.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought the exact same thing

26.01.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
jerma985 β€œthey don’t want our love to exist”
YouTube video by peach T3a jerma985 β€œthey don’t want our love to exist”

I'm sorry this is a beautiful piece but this immediately popped up in my head when I saw it
youtu.be/zWBfywA27Fs

23.01.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no that was peak

15.01.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I try to make the sort of pattern I'm going for obvious so that future devs can very easily and intuitively add to the existing framework I've built. But I'm not making a helper for a factory for a database query to do that, I'm just making my code well organized and commented lol

14.01.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SO FUCKING TRUE

14.01.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As you read the news today, watch who phrases the news as an "illegal invasion and regime change" versus "bringing democracy". It'll tell you everything you need to know about the news source you're reading, and frankly should decide whether you ever read them seriously again.

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god I hate the gym in January

02.01.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 538    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

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31.12.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3681    πŸ” 1089    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 16
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I'll be That Guy

29.12.2025 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a software engineer, let me just say that it's *extremely* telling that AI has brought lines-of-code back as a metric worth pretending is remotely worth giving a shit about.

It's a terrible metric of basically no utility, but AI bros don't want to measure utility: they want to measure volume.

23.12.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 229    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1
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awaaaaaaaa

22.12.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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✨NSWF fullbody art raffle✨

Follow me, like and reshare this post to enter also leave a reference in comments!

Ends in December 25th
Good luck :Π—

#raffle #artraffle

10.11.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 266    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 1

exhibit A why I always backdash round start against pot

21.12.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ty!

21.12.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

perhabs :3

20.12.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone

- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware

but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.

14.12.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 16043    πŸ” 7786    πŸ’¬ 98    πŸ“Œ 92

shout-out to the hedgehog for telling him what was wrong so he could better himself, and for being there to remind him of his goals when he was about to give in to temptation

10.12.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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my OC Sketch and my boyfriend's OC Errai sitting at a table talking.

 "Do you know the Russian word for beer? It's really something special."
"..no. What is it?"
"piva" (actually spelled pivo? but he pronounced it pi-va)
"penis vagina"
"no"

my OC Sketch and my boyfriend's OC Errai sitting at a table talking. "Do you know the Russian word for beer? It's really something special." "..no. What is it?" "piva" (actually spelled pivo? but he pronounced it pi-va) "penis vagina" "no"

blurted it out immediately too

30.11.2025 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1759    πŸ” 314    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE still FROZEN at Centre St & Howard in lower Manhattan right now as calls continue circulating for people to join.

NYPD arriving with barricades.

29.11.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7661    πŸ” 2164    πŸ’¬ 231    πŸ“Œ 203
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backwards baseball cap wearin hot thot fox and there's fancy text that says "Congratulations FAGGOT you made it to Friday"

backwards baseball cap wearin hot thot fox and there's fancy text that says "Congratulations FAGGOT you made it to Friday"

it's that time again

26.09.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 235    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

much has been said about technology's effect on mental health, but it's important to remember its effect on our physical health, too. the postures we hold, the uneven wear on our body, the sedentary proclivities. i find my body in pain much more often when i slip into digital dissociations.

26.11.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to β€œyou didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea

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