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Why do we need just one Pope? What about a committee or a selection of different Popes to add some diversity. A Pope Pourri, if you will.

Question: if you were given a reciprocating saw for Christmas last year, you’re obligated to give them one back this year right?

JOSEPH: got any rooms

INNKEEPER: no

JOSEPH: i want to see your manager

INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”

I tried killing a spider with Axe Body Spray and now he's a rapper named Lil Ate Legs who keeps sending me links to his YouTube channel

Its been years since it was an active sports app but I still miss Thuuz. I found how it rated games by excitability to be easy way to be caught up on good games on tv.

I have always really liked the Seattle Kraken Unis and so many Th I ngs Seattle. But #gocanes for tonight

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@saracivian.bsky.social I enjoyed this writeup and had to post it here to the Sky, so even if you weren't here yet, you were “here”

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently I've got too many windows open.

Something I've learnt today, it's really hard to discreetly pluck out a long nose hair on a train. Especially when the person wakes up and starts throwing punches.

I know this is a controversial opinion, but James Bond would be a better spy if they stopped picking a famous actor to be him.

Ariana Grande implies the existence of the smaller Ariana Tall and the giant Ariana Venti.

@saracivian.bsky.social so glad to see you on here.

Great fit for him on the Knicks.

Absolutely, 5! Goals in the 3rd. Tulsky has put together a great team.

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Lamelo Ball is on fire this season

@tastyofficial.bsky.social

Any suggestions for a high protein oatmeal breakfast? I’ve been doing the same weird one for years, using egg whites and oatmeal.

Heck of game.

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And then the next crowd reaction was
Commanders and cowboys game

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Craziest game with the Washington Commanders and Dallas Cowboys, emotions in the crowd:

Looks like an aged cheddar flavor😄

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😄👍

I’m going to have to look more into Seneca.

I’m not familiar with this, but I really like this.

It’s so dadgum good isn’t it. I enjoy it so much I got it for mobile/phone.

Vampire from Count Dracula with great hair

Tom Cruise as Vampire from Interview with the Vampire with great hair

Robert Pattinson as Vampire from Twilight with great hair

Brad Pitt as Vampire from Interview with the Vampire with great hair

The least realistic thing about vampire movies is how great their hair looks when they can’t see themselves in the mirror.

YouTube video by Dustin Kensrue Dustin Kensrue - Of Crows and Crowns [Official Video]

This song came on as a youtube music suggestion while cooking, such a sweetly written song.

#music

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YouTube video by Matthew Inman This frog knows pain

Love this cartoonist:

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Duck Soup

YouTube video by Dear Villagers SPIRIT MANCER - Launch trailer

Ran across this game trailer and at around the 1:00 mark there's an unexpected Michael Jackson reference

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