Magdalene

what did kurto do this time?

if only i had the bux to get front row seats in the next prix.. still waiting for him to sign my solivagante poster to this day!!

things have been soooo busy at the factory lately... but i heard a new episode's brewing 🤔

how's the stomach, @domeiderristo.bsky.social?

sometimes i sit and wonder; what the heck am i doing with my life?

oh gods, do NOT encourage this!

i dont know about free, but ive heard of a guy who gives out coupons with huge discounts for free. he was last seen around the abandoned radio station near St. Erik's, if i remember correctly, but he's pretty shady. not really sure if you should take that route...

you're so annoying... i'll drop by on the weekend.

i am FOR REAL not going back this time!!!

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which kid did you steal the watermelon floatie from?

video will be RELEASING SOON (trust!!!)

no.

i might build another satellite

who the hell is top-left corner guy?? 🤨

thanks, wonder why i didn't think of that

i wonder when they'll release a new cola flavour

erm. i found one.

can't wait for the next one!!

three of my tesla coils are missing 😭

you chose the right place, the house is completely kurtoproofed (the walls are covered with a non-combustant chemical glaze)

jeep's getting a bit rusty. i should fix it up soon before someone gets into an accident... ehem... @kurtodasquad.bsky.social

im never going to Angel's Share ever again.

huh. the lengths you would go to just to steal my money

parallels go so hard

left work a bit later today. twilight in RoCity is a bit more cathartic than usual for some reason

took a pic to paste in my polaroid album 🙏

the giant cola was a freebie at the factory today btw

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sweet

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