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I’m so happy we are finally putting tariffs on the fucking penguins. It’s about time they pay their dues! No more scamming Merica, penguins!

I didn’t have our Secretary of Defense texting war plans to a journalist through Signal on my 2025 bingo card. Oh, wait. Yes I did. #DUIhire

If RFK Jr takes away my SSRIs it won’t be a me issue, it will be an issyou! It will be an issus! They benefit y’all when I take them. So, do your worst, worm boy.

So, did Congress quit? Asking for the world.

Only 87 more hours to go in this last day of January! We can do it, y’all!

When MAGA is mad that MLK didn’t attend the inauguration and the founding fathers (I guess in zombie form) wrote the 14th amendment, you start to see how we ended up here. #dumb #sodumb #hatefultoo

Current read: This Will Be Fun by E.B. Asher. Witty FMCs, interesting magic system, and a fun take on the hero’s journey. Audiobook narration is good, not great. 35% in. #booksky #romantasy #books

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Hundreds of thousands of people across the world are protesting for the U.S. Against FOTUS and his fascist regime. Quebec is setting up asylum stations for U.S. citizens to protect them from our government. This whole timeline feels like a dystopian novel, but it’s nice to know we’re not alone.

KY became a permitless carry state in 2019. #merika

I will immediately tase anyone who comes up to me and says “my heart goes out to you”. Immediately tased. Also, where can someone buy a taser? And what happens when someone accidentally tases themselves while trying to tase natzis?

Anyone want to go in on a WHO subscription? We can share the password!

FOTUS signed an EO that made all citizens female. In the clurb, we all ma’am! #fotus #intheclurb

After all the many horrible things that happened yesterday, I am 100% I made the right decision to leave Facebook. I can’t imagine how bad it is over there.

Our future. We’re fucked

I’ve went to open TikTok approximately 627 times this morning. #tiktok #tiktokban

Finally sat down and deleted all meta apps. I don’t like it. I feel cut off from everybody. Why do billionaires have to ruin everything? #eattherich

An illustration of a library card catalog drawer labeled “a-d,” with the caption “NEVER FORGET.”

Throwback Thursday:

I kind of miss card catalogs.
#booksky

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rip David Lynch, you twisted son of a bitch. 💙 #wrappedinplastic

One of my TikTok comments has 16k likes. Am I like an influencer now? Hit me up publishing companies! #notaninfluencer #justwantsfreebooks #booksky

Congresswomen Nancy Mace asking another member to “meet her outside” is just what I expected from her. Make Congress Fight Club Again!

563 days of January down. 842 to go!

Posted at 1:24am? That is way past grandpa’s bedtime. Someone needs his phone taken away again.

My next read isThe Bog Wife by Kay Chronister. An Appalachian gothic about a family in WV. It’s going to be weird reading a book with no trigger warnings, but I’m gonna give it a go! #booksky #appalachia #iusuallyreadsmut

They would never do that to NC, where the North Folk Dam break likely could have been prevented. And I would never want them to! How are the citizens affected to blame?

Did y’all know cats can be liquid? #orangecatbehavior #nonNewtonianliquid #cats

Same! I always have good intentions, but get easily distracted when new, shiny books come out. It’s not to pretend to have goals, though! 😉

2025 is the year I will read my entire TBR (she said deluding herself) #booksky #TBR

#blep #distinguished gentleman