Jon Butter

A gorgeous pink for this upcoming Valentine’s Day

Deepest blue I have with a matte finish, I think it looks nice

More like No Good WEED goes Un-TOKED (I don’t smoke and every experience I’ve had with edibles has been terrifying)

AHHHH! SNAKES!

the way twitter is like "sorry, we checked Mr. Nazi Boy's profile and we didn't find anything bad 🤷"

hot take, One Battle After Another is a very good movie

really great year for movies, bad year for living in real life tho

Hey you know that guy Maya Rudolph is married to, Paul something? He makes some pretty good movies

wow you're cute!!!

Conservatives’ list of grievances is so petty and hilarious like do any of u remember what half of this stuff was even about

Lou Wilson hitting the ground hard and painfully after earnestly attempting a cartwheel on the Dropout show Game Changer

Been getting the most compliments for this color 😌

I still like going to see movies in the theater but some ppl’s theater etiquette (mostly old ppl) is quite frankly dog shit!!!

It’s like a fun mint-like teal

(Grandma voice) I got you one of those newfangled Laboobys everyone’s talking about (pulls a living chihuahua out of her purse)

jumping out of a moving car

Doing a deep red because Fall is coming up and this color reminds me of a crisp autumn apple, idk

me: doctor doctor give me the news i got a bad case of lov-
my doctor: it's because you're fat

I paint my nails based on mood and time of year. Late July/Early August feels like a deep blue to represent ocean waters and also I like blue

and any comparisons to Terminator 2 is insane actually. T2 is one of the coolest fuckin movies of the 90s. James Cameron waited years until the tech was available for the VFX. they flew a helicopter under a frickin overpass. you my friend are no Terminator 2 Judgment Day

As someone who loved M3GAN it brings me no joy to tell u I thought M3GAN 2.0 was pretty bad

this car at an intersection didn't have their blinker on and i thought they were going str8, and they were going str8 until they suddenly started turning left and cut me off, so it's like cool, i will wish hellfire upon you for the next five years use ur blinkers fuckhead

practicing self-care by ignoring every take on anything Sabrina Carpenter does

hey did you know this, if you fry an egg in butter it tastes really good. im gonna try this butter trick with other stuff

Praying to the spirit of the late great Chris Farley to haunt whoever made that

Instagram slowly becoming more unusable

Grok does this look infected (accidentally uploads photo of scab to facebook group titled “Lisa Kudrow fan club”)

under elon's watch, twitter is now as reliable as tumblr in 2011

Living on the internet thru the mid ‘10s was tough and I was in my early 20s. Can’t imagine what stuff like Racist Mario did to the Youths