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i think we're fine if he does neither

it's a tight balancing act in 2025 trying to stay informed on current affairs and not throwing myself off a bridge

i've tried to avoid them but i like to browse the discover tab every now and then :((

how do i get rid of specifically "im live now" selfies from my timeline

you're adding fuck all

i would respect these goons more if they just fessed up and said "yeah i couldn't turn down that juicy fucking payday"

"the gunk...put it back!"

I am on my knees begging the left wing to be normal, stick to a fucking plan and just pick a person to root for. You fucking clowns are just handing it to the fascists

awkward thing when you thought your internet friend just went offline three years ago but then see they're a 12 month subscriber in another stream

Sheffield still undefeated against the fascists.

the greatest lie ever told

Batman begin

I'd enjoy people watching a lot more if there wasnt the possibility of the people watching me back

I don't understand why ai generated pictures of cats are so common, real life cats exist and are quite plentiful you guys

when the streamer seems cool but their chat is really obnoxious

it brings me great joy that at some point in history some chefs in Milan looked at a bowl of spaghetti and said "you know what would make this bang? a piece of breaded chicken".

you were right fellas, you were so right

People on letterboxd be like "I loved this movie, my life is changed for the better now that I've seen it, I cant imagine a reality where I don't hold this movie in super high regard" and then give it 3 stars and no heart icon

This is how Zack Snyder should have marketed Man of Steel.

Still in shock that Labour stole an honest wank from the working man

i'd like to see a vtuber in an unflatteringly ill fitting t-shirt for a change

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

i feel like we're not far from the chapelle joke where you have to spread your cheeks and lift your sack as a form of identification

are they stupid

Incredibly conscientious mouth breather parcel thieves

CREEPY GUYS STOP USING THE WORD 'ADORABLE' CHALLENGE (IMPOSSIBLE EDITION)

over the weekend, a bar i was in had a picture of ozzy up and i remarked that i'm a big fan but it's a shame he looked like a sleep paralysis demon (particularly in the 80s)

i would like to apologise rip big man xx

the code being on the back of the screen actually explains a lot about Microsoft products

As someone with 100 hours in dead by daylight I just can't believe they're enjoying themselves

my favourite part of the pandemic was when streamers attempted to redefine "collaborate" to "play dead by daylight together"

I gave in to the call of the void and ate a whole cheese single. It tasted awful why do they exist

"we have a console for people who can't get some form of internet connectivity and it's the xbox 360" lookin ass