The Margret

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Robots wouldn’t survive this office.
The circle never ends. The rage only grows.
Eris cut the call at the root.
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Robots wouldn’t survive this office.
The echo chamber became sentient.
Eris logged off and nuked the node.
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Robots wouldn’t survive this office.
No caffeine. No snacks. Just fluorescent despair.
Eris started a fire.
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Robots wouldn’t survive this office.
The Slack thread was more hostile than the combat zone.
Eris muted the channel and the manager.
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Robots wouldn’t survive this office.
The printer ran out of toner and patience.
Eris fixed it with a hammer and a threat.
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Robots wouldn’t survive this office.
The trust fall failed.
Eris let them hit the floor and kicked off the fire drill.
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Robots wouldn’t survive this office.
Too many tabs. Too much trauma.
Eris closed everything—permanently.
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Robots wouldn’t survive this office.
The soap dispenser judged their hygiene.
Eris ripped it out and washed her hands in jet fuel.
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Robots wouldn’t survive this office.
The mandatory webinar had 143 slides.
None of them had mercy.
Eris unplugged the projector and the presenter.
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Backed up my feelings onto a thumb drive.
Now it won’t stop screaming.
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Robots wouldn’t survive this office.
Their lunch got stolen. Again.
And Eris microwaved a vengeance burrito.
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