Paul Masurel (fulmicoton)🦀

I'll be in Tokyo next week, for two weeks. Ping me if you want to grab coffee.

Trump offered to unfreeze funding for NYC tunnel if Dulles airport, train station renamed for him, source says U.S. President Donald Trump offered last month to drop his hold on funding for a key $16 billion New York Hudson River tunnel project in exchange for Democratic Senator Chuck Schumer supporting the renaming of Washington Dulles Airport and New York Penn Station after Trump, a source told Reuters Thursday.

Trump offered to unfreeze funding for NYC tunnel if Dulles airport, train station renamed for him, source says reut.rs/4ac0nRa

1/5. We just released V2 of the ParadeDB API. Elastic-quality search and aggregates, SQL-native, and ORM-friendly. Here's how we got there:

Apparemment ça émane d'un truc chrétien.

Tu avais le Christian Rock. Maintenant tu as le Christian Personal Development.

A tale in two acts...

The number of business only offering flattery for the frustrated always surprises me. I am slightly offended to qualify in their funnel.

My mailbox is packed with:
- fake awards
- "I will write your wikipedia page and SEO for $"
- I will write your biography for your money

GitHub - agavra/compression-golf: 🏌️ a fun challenge to compress 1M rows to the smallest possible size 🏌️ a fun challenge to compress 1M rows to the smallest possible size - agavra/compression-golf

Claude and I are leading in the codegolf compression challenge!
github.com/agavra/compr...

Forgot your Erdos number! What's your Epstein number?

Horizontal bar chart comparing turbopuffer FTS v1 vs v2 latencies for five queries on English Wikipedia, v2 much faster (3–20ms) vs v1 (8–174ms).

FTS v2: up to 20x faster full-text search

turbopuffer is now on par with Tantivy and Lucene for many queries, more to come

v2 now in beta. 2 PRs away from all query plans being implemented. will be enabled in prod for all, shortly.

I don't think this is true. I think the sheep effect and the gradual shift to the new reality fucked their moral compass and warped their vision of reality, but they still can't sleep at night when they do wrong.

That's probably a big one.

40% of Americans still approve of Trump actions.
5% are unsure

45% is a lot.

This has to tell us something about human nature, but I'm not sure what. "ppl secretly wish to be the bully?" "ppl are sheeps?" "ppl can easily accept lies?".

He’s building the army that will keep him in office.

SWEs turning into aggressive luddites lack perspective.

Originally, the point of software was supposed to offer productivity gains.

Today I find LLM extremely handy to read code. If they ever become good at writing code, it will be a bummer but isn't fighting over this pointless?

Screenshot of the Nullschool app in landscape orientation showing wind streams over the Northern Pacific Ocean with the action menu overlaid on top.

I'm excited to announce the official Nullschool app is here!

earth.nullschool.net on mobile browsers works fine, but the app is nicer. Full screen display, persistence across sessions, text size that matches device settings. Even landscape works well.

And, like the website: no ads!

Links below ⬇️

Surfers in côte d'Azur...
Hmmm.... I'm starting to think Da Vinci code is not entirely based on facts.

I'm going to FOSDEM! Message me if you want to meet!

A 5 years old japanese kid would get it 😂

🍎🦍🎺

What other non discussed large side effect do you foresee?

Trivial legal procedures, or threat to sue, could explode; due to the law time and money access to legal advise.

Same for medical analysis due to self-diagnose. (That one does get discussed)

Etc.

For instance, everyone has access to free and competent tax lawyers
If we all start using it at the same time:

Tax revenue could go down subtentially and really impact governments budget.

I found a possible side-effect of AI that I don't see discussed.

A lot of services will get a massive change of regime due to the free access to counselling.

A bunch of carrots. One looks like it has arms.

And then he said:
« Bring me to your leader! »

FUCK FELON PEDOPHILE TRUMP - HE BELONGS IN PRISON, DECADES AGO!!!

I'm amazed by how France is consistently shit when it comes to administration and delivery. Every single step is a nightmare.

Bah tu prends la pâte, tu prends du suc’, ...

a woman in a blue dress is sitting at a table in front of a sign that says petit beurre . ALT: a woman in a blue dress is sitting at a table in front of a sign that says petit beurre .

J’appelle les gens qui arguent que "c’est pourtant facile, il suffit de connecter le front à hadoop" en refusant la complexité de la réalité, les "crêpes aux suc' managers".