Dysnomia

This is so very real. Perhaps realest ever
Fridge Milk and Sitting Down Milk are two seperate delicacies

when he’s in heat his screen would probably be a little staticky

Need this more than I need air. Which one I wanna be has yet to be decided

If you must…

Don’t be mean :(

And I eat it up every time

mmm nickels and quarters and the occasional dime and penny

👉👈 :3

Water weight, water bed…

thought it was a coin without context and thought it was a particularly devilish magic trick

Sounds like someone needs a kitty girl to knead biscuits on your poor pectorals

Will this affect my Lego building ability… big if true

Six dola burga… in this economay?

“Beating it” “come later” mhm yeah mhm

Ixion is also the name of a planetoid (28978 Ixion) located in the Kuiper Belt, which makes it a trans-neptunian object!

The employees don’t count as “something decorative”

I shall bear it like atlas

Lap: Occupied

Didn’t have context and just read “putting a clamp on it.” And mind immediately went to the gutter for some reason???

How massive…

Minecraft village stray cat behavior

Standin under a sprinkling can :3c

Gotta put the inventory slots for good use!

Me too, me too

It would be banger I think

i do not share the author's barely disguised fetish but i will defend to the death their right to publish it

"no sex scenes unless it serves the plot" the plot is I want to see them fuck nasty and that's actually legal

My American dream is to have enough money for all the Lego sets I want

Undoing hair dye call that shit hair alyve

The ladies love my whimsy in the rain until I’m standing in a field with my hair blown back and soot on me while I clutch the skeletal remains of my umbrella following an unexpected lightning strike