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Dess

@awkwardlypenguin.bsky.social

I’m either gonna be cute or dangerous. Maybe both.

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A photoshopped Spirit Halloween costume of Lou Wilson, where the costume reads "Knife witch. I'm a witch with a knife"

A photoshopped Spirit Halloween costume of Lou Wilson, where the costume reads "Knife witch. I'm a witch with a knife"

bestseller this year i hear

30.10.2025 15:58 — 👍 3198    🔁 667    💬 24    📌 28
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You know the drill: GET IN THE COMMENTS!!!

04.02.2025 19:07 — 👍 80    🔁 11    💬 5    📌 2
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Four words: have a ho phase

28.01.2025 18:00 — 👍 330    🔁 26    💬 2    📌 5
Kendrick Lamar - tv off / choreography by NAIN
YouTube video by 턴즈TURNS Kendrick Lamar - tv off / choreography by NAIN

i had to do a double take at 1:06 bc it was so smooth i thought the video was playing in reverse

28.01.2025 19:11 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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a young boy in a yellow shirt is holding a cup and making a face . ALT: a young boy in a yellow shirt is holding a cup and making a face .

I mean half the time it’s rage bait. Facts make them angy so they wanna insult you. So many people called me fat and said I’m dying of diabetes and I’m just here like

28.01.2025 19:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Instagram comments are a conservative nightmare. I got told I grew up in the ghetto with crackhead parents because I said America lacks empathy 😂 then they claim not to be racist.

28.01.2025 18:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

For me they’re always scams. If I answer I give one of those fake company answers “Thanks for calling Marco’s bbq and crematory, where you kill and we grill em. How can I help you?”

27.01.2025 18:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this is a perfect way to describe it 👏

25.01.2025 03:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would trust Jasmine Crockett with my life. I want to be in her group during the zombie apocalypse.

24.01.2025 21:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ily too I’m just playing. Though I would give up my left leg to hang out soon

24.01.2025 21:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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how do I at myself

24.01.2025 18:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Charlie Brown saying his famous catchphrase, "My idols are dead and my enemies are in power"

Charlie Brown saying his famous catchphrase, "My idols are dead and my enemies are in power"

21.01.2025 14:57 — 👍 21891    🔁 3078    💬 16    📌 125
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The ghost watching me move my duffle bag with all of my belongings into the house he’s haunting.
(I’m squatting and refuse to pay rent.)

21.01.2025 10:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was as bad as I remember 😭 I’m deleting my account

21.01.2025 01:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know what? Fuck it. I’m going back to tumblr

20.01.2025 23:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have come to the realization that this site is for posting any thoughts in my smooth brain. I'm gonna start doing that.

19.01.2025 05:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s actually super helpful! Eeyore is such a good example too. It feels like the difference between when I’m just sad and depressed. Thank you so much!

19.01.2025 04:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Downloaded my favorites and the videos I was proud of. I feel like it’ll be back but owned by Meta. This is the darkest timeline.

19.01.2025 03:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Listen I only have so much breath in my body. I'm begging cosplayers to stop taking it away from me

19.01.2025 02:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How do I tell the difference between a bipolar depression episode that will likely be followed by a manic episode from the good old year round depression? I sure would love to know.

19.01.2025 02:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It sucks because I looked at some of the reviews and a lot of Chinese people who were on the app before all this are complaining about it now being too similar to tiktok saying things like “if I wanted TikTok, I’d just use TikTok”

14.01.2025 06:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon character from the movie the incredibles is saying `` i 'm not '' . ALT: a cartoon character from the movie the incredibles is saying `` i 'm not '' .

I want so badly to believe that the account posting on TikTok is genuinely Bo Burnham and he’s coming back. I need it to be true in fact. I will not last this year without some beacon of hope.

13.01.2025 05:19 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Truly a year round special

12.01.2025 23:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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scooby doo is wearing a blue collar and making a funny face with the words ruh roh below him . ALT: scooby doo is wearing a blue collar and making a funny face with the words ruh roh below him .

Like, Scoob…
I don’t think this depression is seasonal

12.01.2025 22:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No no. Both apply

12.01.2025 22:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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two men are standing next to each other in a parking lot . ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a parking lot .

Clyde in a social setting the second you turn your back. He’s a myth atp 😭

12.01.2025 22:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mind you he did say that it wasn’t that bad for you after I told him that he should in fact quit but ya know

12.01.2025 19:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Clyde said LaCroix lemoncello flavor tasted like vaping feels and he’d use that to quit

12.01.2025 18:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0