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@miaukenzie.bsky.social

β€’ Internet liar and illustrator β€’ I will argue back for $150 she/her || 🚫AI🚫 || mixed || 21+ Austin, TX

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Posts by kenzie (@miaukenzie.bsky.social)

the dumbest form of politics is yelling at voters after you lose. if you lose it is *always* your fault. every confounding factor in the universe is your job to overcome. if you take a position that is unpopular and don't adjust to learning that, you are bad at running for office.

07.03.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2421    πŸ” 313    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 43

I wasn’t planning on it but the reviews were sooo good I had to show up to the party uninvited 🫣 I’ve heard a lot of comparisons to viva piΓ±ata too but I never played that πŸ’” YET

07.03.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I resisted as long as I could but I had to be there for this

06.03.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My 8 year old cousin called me because he found out I love pokemon and he’s recently gotten into it and he asked me so many questions and it was sooo cute that he was so excited someone else knew pokemon ANDDD that I could answer all his questions hehe

06.03.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I bought a switch 2 because the idea of people playing the highest rated pokemon game without me was far too much to handle

06.03.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

The doc did not make her seem any less evil either 😭

06.03.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So funny men still using social media to tell them who you are…use your heart. Lazy

06.03.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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daylight savings this sunday. if you’re in line for the end of seasonal depression, STAY IN LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

06.03.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Another point scored against Father Time

05.03.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wow! Ok good to know. So many of these accts, not in the screenshots, with the same takes have AI generated photos and a very lean posting history but all of the sudden they’re heavy hitters like sure. That’s not suspicious

05.03.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s irksome because it’s always the black population being used for this mess. All those β€œproud black conservative women” on Twitter actually being dudes based in Russia or India. Social media needs to be regulated but no one’s going to hold these platforms accountable bc the legislators benefit

05.03.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mind you talarico is the more progressive of the two

05.03.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m not convinced any of these people are real and I think Facebook having that brief moment where they faked AI black people you could talk to could easily be turned into accounts to sway political outcomes

05.03.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m shopping in Thailand anyway so worst case I may just ask them to make something similar but within a visa I can only be in China for like 3 days max I think so not even gonna bother 🫩

04.03.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love the vibe of number 2 sooo much, I messaged the designer but I’m pretty sure she only sells at her boutique in Chengdu and my Chinese visa expired so πŸ’”πŸ’”

Anyway!!! I am going dress shopping later this month so I’m just gathering inspiration hehe but honestly I like that one the most too

04.03.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There are many others but from what I can tell a lot of bridal boutiques that carry multiple designers are stacked with Israeli designers for some reason. The engagement ring I initially wanted was made by a jeweler in Tel Aviv. I guess they’re really into bridal industry idk but not at my wedding

04.03.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Anyway here are some dresses I like

04.03.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You don’t realize how many wedding dress designers are Israeli until you start looking for stock info on bridal ateliers

04.03.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I do think this is largely uninformed voters thinking:

black woman == far left

white man == moderate

which is really dumb and makes this weird horseshoe where moderate voters are going for Talarico as well as much more informed left wingers leaving Crockett with middle-ish voters

04.03.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Contender to succeed Jasmine Crockett blasted Israeli β€˜apartheid’ in sermon on Oct. 8 Rev. Frederick D. Haynes III delivered an anti-Israel polemic from the pulpit on Oct. 8, 2023, the day after Hamas’ attack on Israel

Rev. Frederick D. Haynes III, the pastor at Friendship-West Baptist Church in Dallas who is running to replace Rep. Jasmine Crocket in the House, called Israel an apartheid state in October 2023 and analogized American support for it to its support for South Africa in the 1970s and 1980s.

29.01.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 811    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 36

Isntrael gonna do it every time

04.03.2026 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oomf showing up to game night and asking β€œsooo did we all vote for jasmine crockett?” and it got immediately silent LMAAOOO

04.03.2026 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This whole time I thought Ross Lynch was one of the judges on RPDR

02.03.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so crazy, my skin is sooo dewy and plump immediately after using it and it lasts all day. I’m using the same serums and moisturizers I have been but however the science works, this really allows it to absorb properly. I’m so shiny and my face feels so hydrated it’s awesome hehe

02.03.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot!!! There’s a mode that boosts product absorption which sounds ridiculous but it really does. My skin is so plump and hydrated!!! There’s also a mode for lifting that stimulates your muscles and a mode that refines pores by using electrical currents to exfoliate and so much more.

02.03.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Waymo driving straight through a terrorist event is very on brand for 2026 Austin, TX. I fucking hate Waymo

02.03.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t played any of those!!! So noted thank u :3c

02.03.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I log in

02.03.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m at the age of buying skincare tools…well it had to come eventually

02.03.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After I got my facial and skin analysis and they said I was dry asf which confused me because I thought I moisturized like nobodies business. Anyway, after using this thing with my serums and such I can definitely tell I was dry bc my skin is so dewy and has a like…hydrating feel but not sticky

02.03.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0