Aisle424 Has Fallen

Nice kitchen

“Name something you can sell for a bankroll when you can feel a hot streak is coming…”

There is a LOT to unpack here aside from the repeated and blatant lie about violence in Chicago.
1) The Miracle Mile Shopping Center is in Las Vegas
2) The MAGNIFICENT Mile is in Chicago, but it’s not a shopping center
3) The troops are already here
4) They’re the ones doing the violence

I miss the days of pure uncut Gin and Janet

“For example, here are the steps for one idea right here:
1) Steal underpants
2) ?????????
3) Healthcare!
And keep in mind, this is just one of our ideas,” he continued.

“Lucy really seems serious about letting Charlie Brown kick the football this time. We’ll see if she’ll really do it.”

I bet I can make it to Whitefish Bay.

“Keep fighting?” Bitch, please

Maybe Zohran Mamdani should have come out for ending the shutdown so Democratic Senators could have opposed it.

It was harder getting endorsements for Zohran Mamdani from Democrats than them caving to Republicans to mutually strip us of healthcare

Yeah - there’s no way this was the plan. It might just be another opportunity for the Democrats to fuck up an opportunity.

a man says i 'm always angry while standing in front of a fire ALT: a man says i 'm always angry while standing in front of a fire

Me since November 2016

Bunch of capitulators

All this talk about needing a Joe Rogan for the left and what is really needed is a Mitch McConnell for the left. Someone with actual power who knows when they have the upper hand and crushes opponents by any means at their disposal.

It’s not a mistake. It’s cowardice. It’s not being up to the moment. Is it a complete abdication of the leadership they were elected to provide.

My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.

We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.

We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.

shutdown deal per AXIOS:

republicans get: government reopens and party avoids political consequences for refusing to make health care affordable

democrats get: seven beans, an old case logic CD wallet (empty), a coupon for 15% off Busch Gardens, one spiced pumpkin scented candle, a 6-pack of Zima

Well then I hope he gets hit by a car or gets cancer.

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

Please primary Schumer.

Don't ask me for a fucking dime, in the Zohran for NYC fonts

These same bums will be asking us for cash at the next deadline; looking forward to sending this back to every Senate fundraising text

It doesn't actually matter if Chuck Schumer votes for this or not.

If he can't keep his caucus unified to protect healthcare for over 10 million Americans, he should resign as leader.

Get fucked, Tim. I’m embarrassed to share my name with you. Feckless piece of shit.

Primaries for senators

Imagine coming off an incredible Election Day mandate from coast to coast and going 'you know what voters want? to be completely sold out by a bunch of craven cowards too pathetic to hold the line against a bunch of fucking weirdos'

Oh fuck. I’ll still donate to every primary challenger regardless of state.