Aisle424 Has Fallen

Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge.

No the fuck he has fucking not

Whatever’s happening to him right now, i hope it hurts and is really scary

“Looking good, sir,” I whispered, wiping tears from my eyes.

Every single person should spend at least one year working retail or some customer service position. Not that it should be a law or anything. Just every person should do it.

I wish he had arrived while Son and Kane were still at the top of their games.

Cam @matrixreloaded_ ... gonna become a soccer guy. tweeting "absolute fucking disgrace" at like 7 AM before any North American should reasonably be reacting to anything.

If the President dares to call the families, the only just outcome would be a string of furious, righteous and unyielding anger that flows into his ear like Niagara Falls.

There will be peace when everyone else is dead.

Only if the My Pillow Guy says no.

Yeah - maybe that’s it. Because they would have lost any head to head tie breakers based on how the Yankees owned them all season.

How did the Indians end up hosting the tie break game with the Yankees in Major League?

God. That does suck. I’ve never had that problem with it. Do you share the account? I wonder if logins from different locations trigger something?

Do you not like the platform? Because I really enjoy quite a few shows on there.

Oh boy, the letter that the White House is about to receive from Dems is going to be so sternly worded, it will be game over.

This seems like a good time to remind my fellow Illinoisans to NOT vote for Raja.

If Trump can’t fuck the little girls, he’ll just kill them instead.

reminder as we run down all the maga anti-war hypocrisy today that they don't have the part of the brain that feels shame

Operation Hey Look Over Here

Most people will tell you that a two-front war is a bad idea, but president Peace is now fighting Iran and Minnesota.

I watched this with my mom when it aired.

Tough but fair

Damn it. Didn’t even realize you had already said Particle Man

Top 10 Marvel characters?
Rum Tum Tugger
Larry “Bud” Melman
Cajun Man
King Kong Bundy
John Johnson (but everyone here calls him Vicki)
Masturbating Bear
The Nothing
Moose McGlade
Particle Man
Newman

It’s becoming increasingly clear how to get Trump to do what you want. Be nice to him. Make him feel like you can make him popular. Do a good presentation for the cameras. Mamdani just seems to be the only person who knows this that isn’t evil.