Aisle424 Has Fallen

“All I'm saying is that an American driver doesn't need 12 gallons of gas. They could be very happy with 2 or 3 or 4 or 5.”

Hi, Sweetie. You should smile more. It’s International Women’s Day, afterall.

Had to stay neutral

Important to remember that the Cubs non-tendered Schwarber and gave Happ a contract extension.

Boop

Yeah, but they nailed it.

“I can only do English good. Maybe I do English the best. Maybe of all time,” he continued.

Stick to Sports Guy

His dick has to be so small. Only explanation.

i cannot stress enough that if you know anything about how kristi noem found out she was fired you must tell me

“He told me if I didn’t vote to confirm him he would kick my fucking ass.”

a man in a suit and bow tie is talking to a woman and says you humans have so many emotions ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie is talking to a woman and says you humans have so many emotions

Every member of the regime 100% of the time

With a slight modification this would be a big seller in the LF bleachers.

It’s not two pickleball paddles sticking out of a gym bag?

It is so damning of US news media that so many outlets refuse to just straight up say that Senator Tim Sheehy assaulted an activist.

He did not "help" Capitol police. They did not need his help. He wanted to assault the guy and did. He should resign.

* Man Cereal WILL be an important part of your daily breakfast
** Do not mix Man Cereal with skim milk
*** Man Cereal is intended for BIOLOGICAL males only
**** Man Cereal is extremely delicate and must not be mishandled even slightly or it becomes dangerously poisonous and volatile

“We’re going to tear them up like a Kleenex at a snot party,” he continued.

As long as they are all still shielded by the teflon umbrella of Trump, I don't have a lot of hope. When he's gone and the media isn't too afraid and/or trying to suck up, they will feel more real pressure. Because nobody likes these people. They exist in the bubble Donny provides.

He’s also probably coked up or at least drunk.

Unfortunately, she will still have a job and continue destroying families and the fabrics of democracy. So in that way, it’s going fine. It’s not like she has the capability of shame.

The famous document of unity and love

Still nice to see Crenshaw get fucked. Good luck to him in his new gig on Newsmax

Probably worse

Welp I guess there’s no way to earn the votes of young men other than by courting and vocally backing the three fraudulent industries that are absolutely ruining their lives.

Tonight On Pod Save America: Graham Platner Has A Final Solution For Income Inequality

I could absolutely believe she didn’t know basic details. By design. She doesn’t give a fuck.