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I love you Samus, I love you Metroid.

Cyber Anxiety

Quick! Look casual and disinterested, it's my contemporaries.

CASHIER: oh i don't need to see ID, thanks

ME: is it bc the light has left my eyes?

Screenshot of a title card from pokemon that says "beauty and the breeder"

WORDING GUYS?????? HELLO????????

Not to be confused with Godzilla, the debridgerator.

I already have a "team of Ph.D. level experts" in my pocket. It's called being in a discord server with a bunch of furries

When a chair hits your eye flung by some burly guy, you’re on Maury.

STOOPID TALE !

My take on the US “appeasement” deal for Russia concerning Ukraine that has been leaked upon Witkoff’s meeting with Putin.

Who looks around at planet Earth & thinks, wow it’s going great. We proved we know how to handle a planet. On to the next one. Except billionaires.

Transgender is like Ferrari:

I don't have a driver's license :(

bluesky is dying? so are we all babe

“Bluesky is bad” content on Bluesky cracks me up

Like what you want me to use Meta or X instead?

The “I’m normal” to “I believe in the lizard people” pipeline on those platforms makes me think hmmm I’m good actually

ICE is hiring! US immigration and Customs Enforcement is looking for highly motivated, morally indifferent individuals to join our team. Open positions include: Senior Goon Racism Enforcement Office Unmarked Van Driver (Part-Time) Experience with children a plus usajobs.gov

From this month's edition of The Onion.

Okay but do they do really specific things? Like being crushed between two mattresses?

counter point: genuinely, who cares?

“This website isn’t exhibiting the growth pattern of metastatic cancer. Here’s why that’s a problem.”

*fart noises*

Steel Shortsword of Paranoia

Throat punch Thursday is best day of the week cat pic

Gm, who's up flappin their jack?

Two witches in a window. Pretty gay.

New art? In this economy?

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”

Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

Faking your own death sounds cinematic, but let me assure you that faking your own life is less so.

You can make fun of men not being able to find the clit all you want, but thus far none of you has found my dick

8 days into the salmonella,
I pooped so much that I pooped clear
3 times

gravy > gravity

I have spoken.