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Figured now is a good time to start familiarizing myself with how to sound like a smartass.

a cat is laying on the floor and looking at the camera with a watermark that says snuggletime.co.uk ALT: a cat is laying on the floor and looking at the camera with a watermark that says snuggletime.co.uk

Someone should have warned me about progesterone. I'm only using off the shelf cream but I'm pretty sure it's turning me feral.

GET ALL THAT CHILI ON MY NACHOS 🔫

Bluesky taught me the joy of blocking. I block people everywhere now. I just blocked an ex boyfriend on duolingo. I can't stop.

Gonzo is the reason I felt it was okay to be the weird whatever in a world of boring normality.

Ghoul morning 😈

Ghoul morning 😈

“Your honor, in my defense, I have these fat tits.”

I think I’m gonna be a slutty ghost for Halloween.

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

Me, reading about Boethius: i too cope with political imprisonment by trauma bonding with an allegory

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

It's here!
#Books

Saw this online and accidentally achieved satori.

"Cheese is just a loaf of milk."

I love dipping pork rinds in hummus.

My apologies to huge swaths of the Abrahamic religious world.

My cat makes the best noises ever when she sleeps. Like she’s quietly defending the world in her dreams.

Eating this sub like my mouth is a glory hole.

i enter a fugue state when i eat a lobster that should probably get me on a watchlist

“I can change him.”
“Girl he’s not a tampon.”

i know its from doctor who but the "life is short .... and you are hot" bit is insane rizz

"Extra virgin," the bottle says.

Allegedly!

"Take the nastiest fruit you can find, squeeze it and bring me the scum off the top of the juice"

-Inventor of olive oil

You feel that conviction, your dick speaking to you, but you keep putting it off, thinking, “I’ll do it later.” The longer you wait, the harder it’s going to be.

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

"This Candle Smells Like My Festering Spiritual Abscess"

This email could have been a shiv in a back alley

fanart of the android Guinevere, from the Knights of Guinevere animated serie she's sitting, left arm resting on her right knee, parts of her body showing the metal underneath, half of her face ripped off while the other is just the face of a gorgeous woman lots of cables and wires coming out of her - also blue intestines falling off her belly

"once upon a time, there was a princess"

Mine is in the mail rn 😍, ive been furiously tracking it over the weekend but it got delayed 😭

Delicious reward.

www.nbcnewyork.com/new-jersey/d...

I never paid much attention to Kirk but the outpouring of hate and various acts of violence like the dude that ran over two girls he was stalking and then went back online to livestream after show more than I ever wanted to know about anyone.