Q

One more crack like that and you'll immediately turn into a pillow.

What?!

I'm glad you can.

That's her fault! She wasn't even interested in me even though I gave her the puppy!

Nah, the Pah-Wraiths are genuinely evil even by Q standards.

Of course he would.

Exactly!

Ouch, I'm so hurt by that.

Not really, but I keep hoping.

I did teach him a lesson there though, whether he wants to admit it or not.

Oh, he's just still angry with me over introducing the Federation to the Borg.

I generally let them figure it out for themselves. Sometimes, I'll point them in a general direction and leave what they do up to them, but I refuse to do everything for them.

The Chief will find a way to hurt his shoulder. He always does.

Everything is mundane to a deity, but sometimes I'm willing to indulge someone's curiosity.

Oh, I know it didn't.

Well...don't get used to it.

Maybe he'll get a new kayaking program.

The raccoon's right. The microbrain's up to five abandonments of his son now.

Why do you think I wanted her to be the mother of my child?

Probably because the new one isn't as obsessed with Klingons as the last two.

Tsk-tsk, Chief, it looks like you hurt your shoulder again. Maybe you should have your boyfriend Julian take a look at it.

I'm glad you enjoyed her.

Of course, she's a Q so she's good at everything.

Oh, yes, you.

No, some woman actually. My wife wouldn't be caught dead with another man.

She's doing great as usual. She isn't on the station right now, but last I heard from her, she was sleeping with some mortal who lives here.

That's true. At least I never dumped Junior with my parents whenever I was sick of him...although sometimes I wanted to.

It was terrible. Lady Q and I couldn't tear him away from the cosmic TV when the turtles were on.

Uh...I think I'll pass.

Ah, another microbrain...How's my old friend Worf?