The Mixtape Monster

Nothing worse than the Astros pulling the brooms in you at home. That series, yikes

We good though, try it in October.

Frazier is just Roseanne for yuppies.

Both terrible.

Anyone else just randomly stop getting Gmail notifications on your iPhone? I’ve done all the settings resets and app re-install and all that which usually fixes but no dice.

We just not gonna talk about CFA changing these waffle fries?

People do crazy things with film now.

Give me just ONE episode of Seinfeld where it’s exactly the same but George is played by Larry David. Same lines, mannerisms, etc as George. It’s just Larry David.

Brad Nesslar and Brendan Haywood have been great on the Wisconsin BYU call.

This Langston Love dude on Baylor looks like Lil Scrappy

Anyone ever had a FedEx package for days at their local facility with “clearance in progress”?

We went from “stop crying about the Astros” to “only getting a Mickey Mouse ring, you won’t win again” to “ruining baseball” pretty quick 😂

If you don’t want your owner cashing all the checks himself, dancing all in the video…..come get with Dodgers Row!!

Just got Happy New Year’d on Jan 16th. Don’t know what to do with that one

I thought I didn't understand what catches were in football, and now I don't understand what passes are either

My kids are 9 and 6. They can not even fathom me telling them it used to snow here enough to just sled all day long.

Quilted liner and insoles always a W

Why are Bezos, Zuckerberg, Musk, Pichai and Tim Cook visiting and giving money to Trump ?

Because they are in “The Race “ to become the dominant platform in the world.

Amazon/Anthropic vs FB/LLama vs Google/Gemini vs Twitter/Grok, vs IPhones/ChatGpt is the penultimate global power war ever.

I keep thinking Max Strus is Joe Harris and while I’m wrong, I’m also right.

2025:

If I don’t think I’ll have fun, I’m not going.

If you’ve wronged me, I’ll be civil but you ain’t fam no more.

Your feelings and response to my attendance has zero effect on my attendance.

A show called The Linkin Lawyer, where all his cases get dismissed and he breaks into “I tried so hard, and got so far…,in the end, it doesn’t even matter”

Can he suit up?

Jake Plummer on the sideline is so boss

Is Zaxby’s being light years better than raising canes a hot take? Or like understood knowledge?

A college basketball scoreboard that says Grambling beat “Biblical Stud” 100-55.

Haven’t seen a Biblical Stud lose this badly since Samson got that haircut

Started with “name” then hit “slide”….might peel out to Iris if I’m feelin froggy! 😂

Never felt as white and old as when I pulled up boppin and blastin Goo Goo Dolls.

RJ looked a little bit better but our defense and post play still pretty atrocious imho.

Would really love to see a Davis, Trimble, Jackson, Powell, Brown lineup for a bit on the floor.

Been more impressed with Brown than any other big but haven’t seen enough to go all in on that.

#gdtbath

Even counting King James and all that, there is NO better nickname in the game than The Mitten for Gary Payton II.

If you disagree, you’re just wrong.

“Peace on Earth. Give me presents.”

- Animal

Leave Santa an Airplane Bottle instead of milk. Shows you know what it takes to get through a long shift. Gives a guy with a steel trap memory a way to remember you as special. I dunno. Could be the move. #CBTM

Yep but that defensive play at the end will be looked at as the turning point of the year if team can start playing better

Seth Trimble saved the season.

Start Ian Jackson and unleash him.