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Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil

@onewheeloneil.bsky.social

I'm a writer and editor**. You can hire* me, learn more about me, or read my stuff at onewheeloneil.com ** I've taken my talents to the local ISD to teach English *I'm actually only accepting jobs over the summer right now

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I've come to the point of believing the Southern Baptist Convention is a cancerous organization that wears a facade of "godliness" in order to perpetrate disgusting abuses of Jesus' flock.

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In what way? Did I miss something?

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I voted.

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It's time to elect a governor that works for all Texans, not just those at the top.

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They actually named DVDs after him.

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Special limited edition pink cheese puffs for international women's day, called She-tos... Anything there?

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Don't underestimate the power of reddit! We can get you on, I bet.

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I’m Still Your America Hey, patriot. It’s been a week. As ICE spreads terror through the streets, and Teacup Eichmann presided over the murder of yet another innocent civ...

"I forced the shape of English onto resisting tongues and then dared to call it 'broken.'"

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Right??

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Wild how we are supposed to accept state surveillance, but they act like it's suddenly dangerous for the public to know general whereabouts of the racist kidnappers

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Lol, I know that smile

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There was this idea that virginity was a gift and if you "gave it away" you could re-pledge purity and "rewrap the gift"

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I knew the people who got would GET IT

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You also have to have grown up in hyper conservative "purity culture" Christianity to get this joke...

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3yo told me yesterday, when I got him Hi-C brand pink lemonade to drink, "I like how it tastes but I don't like the flavor" and I have no idea what that means.

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Like "morally loose"

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Have you considered asking the carbonara to sign a purity pledge and rewrap its gift?

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It's actually chilling and quite telling that those who disagree aren't considered Americans.

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Oh man, this brings back memories! When I was a kid, my folks wouldn't let me read goosebumps, but in the 90s, doritos did a thing where mini goosebumps books were given away in bags of chips. I got one on a family camping trip and read it in secret in the tent. I loved it!

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I freaking love this album.

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Texas might be waking up to realize how bad electing murderous child rapists are.

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Lol "I don't need Epstein to help me rape children, and raping children wouldn't even break my focus" is not the flex he seems to think it is.

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My absolute favorite. This book was exactly what I needed in a period of my life that felt very dark and difficult.

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It's easily the best elder scrolls game, and my favorite video game of all time. I go back to it again and again. It's endlessly replayable because your choices matter. Choosing one guild might close off other groups. To experience everything the game has to offer DEMANDS multiple playthroughs.

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If you answer β€œNo” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago

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"Is it worth destroying our moral credibility to support someone who is beneath the baseline level of human decency for anyone who should deserve our vote?" - Albert Mohler, 2016

"YES IT IS" - Albert Mohler, 2018-2026

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Today, @zephcapo.bsky.social submitted a declaration in Texas AFT’s lawsuit against the TEA over unlawful investigations into Texas educators in the aftermath of the assassination of Charlie Kirk. The union also filed a motion requesting a preliminary injunction from the court.

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What scares me about our current moment is the number of people that seem to think things aren't that bad.

What do they think Nazi Germany was like for straight, white Germans who generally didn't know/care what happened to the "undesirables"?

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