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hey if anybody who sees this could perhaps help and donate to my friend or even just share this around so more people see it that would mean a lot and they would really appreciate it

Touch Booby Get Dizzy

Thomas Pynchon's appearance on the Simpsons

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

Shrimp is short for Short Pimp

And shrimps don’t commit being-fried

trans people: I'm trans
society: ok
timbaland gps: take it to the bridge

Billboard launched the debut strip club chart in August, and will continue to track the top-played strip club hits each month throughout the year.

a little late but what an innovation lol www.billboard.com/lists/top-10...

internet lately

for anyone confused at the bluesky waffle discourse, google "blue waffle" for context

record companies trying to fuck with pirates is lame as hell and sucks and I hate it but I think the most evil way they could do it is to upload every album they have to slsk or bittorrent or whatever but they're all remixed by the guy who did the 2009 beatles stereo remasters

last night was a hivemind bracket

I'm being so real right now, learn how to engage in media as art and not a reflection of your own real life morals. consume things that make you uncomfortable and understand why it makes you uncomfortable. Don't just base yours and others morals standings on the media you consume.

i cannot conceive of a more sacred pursuit on this earth than to have a nice time with your friends

cj (chilling) @TOS_Violator the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard 12:17 AM • 9/12/21

almost forgot this classic somehow

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

It's my birthday today!! 🥳✈✈🏢🏢 wghoops i only meant for that first emoji i don't know what those other ones are please ignore them

smoking on that shitload of fuck that got him wondering what they were thinking

Get in loser we’re creating honest sentimental art without a trace of irony and putting a piece of ourselves out into the world

(flirting with a bad bitch) can you Take care of me

(to the tune of D.A.N.C.E.) old mcdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

wow u guys weren't kidding this war of the worlds remake is terrible

she got me making THX noises