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David The Vol 🍊

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Bluest of dots in a sea of red. Wearer of orange in the Deep South. Southeast of disorder.

50 Followers  |  181 Following  |  19 Posts  |  Joined: 20.02.2026
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a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods ALT: a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods
04.03.2026 18:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well they need an ass whooping

04.03.2026 16:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tell them Neyland Mafia said to go fuck theyselves

04.03.2026 14:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Drinking coffee
Rolling 18 wheels
Listening to Possum
Voting blue.

02.03.2026 16:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
01.03.2026 17:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can’t; shaking the hand of the mango man as he meets me at the border

28.02.2026 16:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good morning, you bunch of OG assholes. How’s ya

27.02.2026 13:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let me know when the pearl clutching and virtue signaling is over.

Meanwhile, I’ll be celebrating all USA Hockey, working to restore Roe, and defending gay rights while officiating my tenth same sex marriage this weekend.

24.02.2026 13:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Against everyone in the SEC. B*ma, LSU….also Clemson, etc

24.02.2026 00:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m starting to think that a lot of you on here could take the joy out of a threesome with Swedish bikini twins

23.02.2026 17:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Also, I’m over fifty, married, kids, grandkids, and more liberal than your pretend ass will ever comprehend. And I say what I want, when I want, boomer

23.02.2026 14:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Don’t you say weird, ban worthy stuff all the time? It’s in your bio….now go away

23.02.2026 14:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Totally believe you. I’ve sang it in Neyland Stadium

23.02.2026 14:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Perfectly stated. Canada couldn’t handle an October Saturday in the SEC.

23.02.2026 13:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not quite; but you are really close to the reference. Te salud.

23.02.2026 12:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

This has folks triggered except for the certain few who catch the reference.

23.02.2026 12:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We don’t give a damn bout the whole country Canada, whole country Canada, whole country Canada; we don’t give a damn bout the whole country Canada…we’re from USA🎶🎶🎶

23.02.2026 00:01 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 27    📌 3

I can’t stand them, each and every one of them

21.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is my first post.

Ahem…

I DON’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE WHOLE STATE OF ALAB*MA.

20.02.2026 16:01 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0