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YEAH!

that's fine, we can throw them at cops instead.

not ew to gay people. i love gay people.

ew to my boss.

ew.

he's never been this dumb.

but he always has zero game.

being in love makes him dumb. i grieve the old bossman.

it's probably, like, under your bed. i dunno.

FUCK OFF, BRO. I HAVE MY OWN COOL HELMETS.

hold up.

what do you mean 'this time'?

Gauche. like, the paint? but i'll keep that in mind when i have to send a letter next.

thanks, man!

well, duh. i mean, i don't wear costumes so i wouldn't know too much about it.

[ patting his back sympathetically ]

time to make an upgrade?

💭 protective dickwear...

B? is that your name? cool.

i have the letter already in an envelope and everything. only thing i don't know is Mr. Rayner's address so i'll leave it to you.

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@letterkeepingbee.bsky.social you the postman?

it's 'cause he's got a, uh, cup under that carbon fiber material? i don't know. my past employer used to tell me stuff about how their suit worked.

Nah. I used to cover surveillance every Tuesday and went grocery shopping for the potluck.

oh, book club's on Tuesday.

[ cracks knuckles ]

shit, bet.

by stationed i mean he enrolled me in community college.

oh, word?

he 'stationed' me in Blüdhaven.

i don't sell info for free, bro. sorry. plus, he would cut my phone services if he finds out that i told you. but something something no one is allowed to touch the reading nook anymore something something takeout and bread. idk.

my most favorite lesbian has to be this bar owner in the area that Mr. Hood had control over. and Batwoman.

hard agree tbh.

Nightwing is my favorite lesbian

aren't you Kyle? last time i visited, there was a book and a framed sketch. when i asked about it, he wouldn't stop talking.

like, i literally had to tell him we need to lock in to shut his ass up.

lowkey easy to ragebait.

that why the boss likes you so much, i see.

tsk tsk...

oh, damn. i haven't heard of that theory and i live in Blüd.