The best thing about bad movies is fun movie reviews.
So here's mine for #Scream7. Spoiler-free.
The best thing about bad movies is fun movie reviews.
So here's mine for #Scream7. Spoiler-free.
What's the opposite of clickbait?
27.02.2026 17:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Did I ask Ryan Gosling about Star Wars: Starfighter?
What do you think?
(Of course, he couldn't say much, and even with a question that tried to be a little broader, didn't say much. But hey! I got to ask him about it.)
That felt like taking a knife in the gut. Terrible. #scream7
27.02.2026 06:09 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Coming soonβ¦
26.02.2026 20:56 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
If I'm gonna talk to the team behind #ProjectHailMary, you know I'm going to talk to them about that surprise Lego set.
Here's the story of how that happened, from Project Hail Mary (and Lego Movie) directors Phil Lord & Chris Miller themselves (with a Ryan Gosling cameo to boot!)
I have, and it does. Makes lots of concessions for time but also adds small, crucial new bits. A great adaptation.
25.02.2026 16:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What's the new movie news? Old news!
Take a news story from six months ago, rewrite it with 0 updates, and post it today!
BRB working on my "Star Wars Gets Exciting New TV Show" article, but it's about The Mandalorian! It's not a lie. It's just not timely.
#ProjectHailMary is pure joy. Hilarious, heartfelt, hugely moving, wildly exciting and absolutely beautiful. The 160 minutes go by in an instant as Lord and Miller keep Weirβs narrative moving like a rocket ship. Gosling is better than ever and the Rocky effects are mind blowing
25.02.2026 06:11 β π 27 π 2 π¬ 3 π 4My State of the Union. #ProjectHailMary
25.02.2026 03:00 β π 24 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0One of my favorite posts in internet history, back from the dead.
24.02.2026 17:51 β π 13 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0A fair point to be sure. There are a lot of very, very dated, cringeworthy things in the film, which many films of the era suffer from.
24.02.2026 17:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"Darth Vader was framed."
It's a shirt worn by Simon Helberg in the 2004 Hilary Duff movie, A Cinderella Story, which I saw recently.
What the hell did it mean? Who framed him, exactly? Especially in a pre-Revenge of the Sith world. It made no sense.
So, I investigated.
I had 0 expectations or excitement going into #HoppersΒ , but damned if itβs not a full on, works on every level, top tier Pixar movie.
Of course itβs adorable, funny and emotional. That you expect. What you donβt is it takes chances, gets dark, and creepy too. Itβs truly special
Just put the finishing touches on something that is both some of my finest journalism, but also, without a doubt, the dumbest, most random thing I've ever written.
Publishes Tuesday.
No love for Chunnel, huh?
23.02.2026 20:42 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Yousa thinking yousa greater than the Gungans?
23.02.2026 19:38 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Being quoted in a movie ad is always cool, but I think it's even cooler to find one of my pieces cited on Wikipedia.
For Scream 4...
I loved Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie even though I knew nothing about it.
19.02.2026 21:48 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A truly unforgettable performance.
And the late great JVB.
I had an awesome chat w/ @dantrachtenberg.bsky.social about all things Predator: Badlands, which is streaming tomorrow and on 4K next week.
We talked about multiple endings, the key inspirations, deleted scenes, the moment he thought his career was OVER during post-production & more!
Check it out!
The first person I thought of was you.
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I was excited to see that Dan Trachtenberg signed a new deal at Paramount, but was also like, "Uhhhh, what does that mean for Predator?"
Does it mean he won't be directing any new Predator movies?
βIt does not mean that,β Trachtenberg just told me.
Full story here -
I ordered it too, but I also complained about the price. $32 dollars? Insanity. There better be ALOT of photos in it.
05.02.2026 19:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My new book on 2000s Hollywood comedies, Funny Business, will be available on October 6 and is officially up for pre-order right now. In my wholly objective opinion, you and every person in your family should do that. You can order your copy at the link below.
05.02.2026 14:26 β π 114 π 28 π¬ 13 π 15All things I mention in my article! But cool to hear you have the release and it's good.
04.02.2026 23:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Every once in a while, I write something insanely random for a not-so-random reason.
Like this article, where I was spitballing sci-fi Super Bowl-themed ideas and happened upon a post-apocalyptic football movie I'd never seen or heard of.
With Rutger Hauer, Vincent D'Onofrio and Delroy Lindo!
As I mention in the intro, it's a straight drama so I didn't include it because we just cover genre stuff. But, it would be lower down the list.
27.01.2026 19:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0On whatβs been a terrible weekend with everything happening in the US, this brought me a huge amount of joy.
25.01.2026 18:32 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0