Rachel gets hungry sometimes

A pumpkin, lit from within, with an image of Vault Boy carved into it

A pumpkin, lit from within, with an image of a Fall Guys character carved into it

A pumpkin, lit from within, with an image of a cartoonish cat's head carved into it

A pumpkin, lit from within, with the face of GI Robot carved into it

This year's pack of pumpkins

A miracle! Jack Nicholson has appeared to me in my sour cream. Does anyone know the appropriate rituals to show appreciation for this recognition I have received?

"Doorbell Rings on TV" - a story in three photographs

The price that must be paid

In a world where (almost) everything is shit, at least we have puppies

My boyfriend hadn't watched DS9 so we've been binging it lately. That may explain why this scene popped into my head during a meeting today when someone said "Whose idea *was* that??"

On the upside, if it takes me a few hours to check the notification then it looks like most of them have been banned 😆 The wonders of good moderation

Most of my new "followers" lately have been porn accounts. So that's fun.

I do love my dad jokes 😆

Thanks! I was attempting goggles 😆

I don't typically record video clips when gaming so I used my phone. But aaaahhhh 😭😭😭😭💕💕💕

I legit teared up. 😭 I'm really enjoying this game, the haters can kick rocks

Those are some top-notch friends, so I'll allow it... This time 😒😒

😱🥹💕🥹😭 - just me reacting to Shathann using they/them pronouns for Taash and standing up for her child when she had the chance. I deeply disliked her but I think she may have turned it around at the end #DA #Veilguard

Absolutely wild to go from "[she] was stabbed and then run over four times by her husband" to "even the deadest marriages" can be fixed by God just a couple sentences later. This is how dogmatic objection to divorce in fundamentalist Christianity gets women killed.
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From @edwam.bsky.social on the book of faces

My most recent "bad animal drawing" for the monthly competition at work - Japanese dwarf flying squirrel

Remember to put your pie in the oven now if you want that perfect charcoal-crisp top

AJR as opossums AJR as opossums

#AJR

When you looked behind you and only saw 413 sets of footprints in the sand, that’s when the cast of A Muppet Christmas Carol was carrying you

Someone just told me that garlic is an “overrated seasoning” and long story short it’s always painful when a friendship ends.

Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.

Request granted! Inspection passed with flying colors, 10/10 perfection

Explaining the right: Why they hate liberals fleeing to Bluesky Following the 2024 election, many users have left Elon Musk’s X and the main beneficiary has been the Bluesky social network. For the first time, Bluesky reported that it had surpassed 20 million…

Conservatives on X are big mad because the 'libs' left for Bluesky, leaving them with … just each other.