gary 🔜 beyond socal

part of the problem here is the confidence they'll never face repercussions from Democrats

if he'd said "we will NEVER put Christians in our movies", it'd be investigations, lawsuits, 20 years of negative media, you name it from Republicans

finally back at fetish night

Exactly what I was doing when he returned 😭

extremely straight behavior..

she’s looking like kari lake gave her editing advice

have they brought back the season 1 soft light filter just on ru’s face

a fat cock friday *and* a flex friday, all in one post!

well now my fisting hand is all lubed up with nowhere to go

well no obviously I’m quite dumb

I took the pan out of the oven

@papertowels.bsky.social was taking out the trash and so was not there to supervise

I took the chicken out and then tried to pick up the pan by the handle to pour off some grease

the 425 degree handle

so I am, once again, one handed

dinner was good tho

12 years ago I took a hot pan out of a 375 degree oven, forgot it was hot, and picked up the lid, severely burning myself

so now every time a pan comes out of the oven, my husband covers the handle and yells “THIS IS HOT”

I made dinner today, in a 425 degree oven

you may see where this is going

next time Bondi is giving a bullshit answer, the member should say “the dow is under 48,000 right now. that’s what we should be talking about.”

are you secretly a moray

I found out I had cancer while eating a chick fil a sandwich

I love baking!

read the article and I don’t think I’ve ever hated two people more than these fucking slimeballs

absolutely wrecked my body at the gym today, and then absolutely cooked it in the sauna

it’s not just about weight or aesthetics either—I got a gallstone because I was eating a wild amount of fat that I wasn’t aware of. I wasn’t tracking because I was at a good weight and adding muscle.

for real. I don’t track long-term because it tends to lead to disordered eating for me, but doing check-ins has revealed some wild discoveries in unlikely places.

I dunno I think they might deserve it

hmm I should walk in on you sometime

because the piss was getting fucked out of you, or…

wait which kind(s) of wet

Thank you for the review! I think I’ll watch it.

I’ve been debating whether to see it, but don’t really want to spend time on something that’s an endorsement of a certain type of BDSM relationship, nor do I want to endure something that paints a community I’m a part of with overly broad strokes.

(I will accept holes, butts, and subby open mouths)

happy hump day. show me what I’m humping 👀

I do love a preloaded hole..

we should honor hump day by humping 🥰

oh you’re going to spend plenty of time there

we are going to fight over who’s last, aren’t we