gary 🔜 beyond socal

oh you’re going to spend plenty of time there

we are going to fight over who’s last, aren’t we

fucking your boy pussy with @nixostorme.bsky.social’s load as lube would probably fix me

I smell pretty great today tbh

(I knew what I was getting into and don’t regret it—this is far better than what I would have experienced without them… I just probably should have tapered off)

I used edibles to sleep for about a month and stopped a few days ago, and let me tell you

this is very unpleasant

Costs (and energy use) will fall significantly once there’s more lspecialized hardware.

But the real stupid shit is companies thinking they can replace people with this stuff nilly-willy, regardless of cost. The true bubble is forming in deflating headcounts.

LLMs have a lot of useful applications. I use them in my work to help institutions track outcomes for complicated cancer treatments.

The primary consumer exposure to LLMs is AI chat bots being shoved down everyone’s throats, and enterprises forcing employees to use them for no particular reason.

“boy kibble” sounds like someone ground up a bunch of twinks

weirdest REM rebound dream I’ve had:

a woman working at coatco tries to sell me on 2 gallon (!!) elective blood transfusion

You are so perfect.

sorry I haven’t been posting enough smut lately

👏 I wonder how we could celebrate this..

would it help if I spit on it

be sure to tell them why 👏

fuck intuit

“you didn’t do very well this time! what happened, and what are you planning to do next time?”
“we’re planning on doing better next time, we just didn’t do very well today.”

i.e. every sports interview ever

the external NBC talent for the olympics are broadly very good, but the in-house regular sports commentators are some of the dullest people on the planet

they have like 8 catchphrases and offer zero insight or analysis

and don’t get me started on sports interviews

do it!! it’s such a great sport

💀💀💀

is this a toe curling joke 🤣

especially if you, like me, have participated in a league

hey faggots—anyone else into curling?

me, shirtless, in bed, holding a corgi that is sleepy

when you ask me to get out of bed, this is who you’re talking to

I’m willing to help my friends achieve their goals

Depends on the amount of milk I think 🤔

I think technically I’m making sushi

my hot dog is soo hard rn

IF THE BUN BREAKS IT IS TWO SEPARATE CUBE FACESSSSSS