Flibby

Normalize glaring thru car windows as people drive past

All these fuckers are on their phones, bring back shame

Keith David forever Amen

THRIFT SHOP WAS AHEAD OF ITS TIME in this essay I will

Divorce Clint Speedrun Challenge 2026

You've been asking: "Libby, when can we play REGULAR bingo again? Music bingo's fun but I miss the thrill of alphanumeric victory!"
I hear you, loud and clear! That's why we're playing CLASSIC BINGO tonight at @ladyjusticebrewing.bsky.social! Free to play, 6:30! + A new beer on tap: Stoutuationship!

The beautiful thing about "I knew you were trouble" by Taylor Swift is that you can expect the general public to do the goat scream more often than not ❤️

I'll see you TONIGHT at 7 for the best party on South Broadway! 4 rounds of music video bingo, drink specials, and prizes! See you at @trashhawktavern.bsky.social !

Who up rn encased in they inverse

DOUBLE TROUBLE BINGO THIS WEEK!

Tuesday 2/24, 7PM Music Video Bingo at @trashhawktavern.bsky.social ! Always a blast, be ready to sing along all night 😎

Thursday 2/25, 6:30PM Lady Justice Bingo! Grab a beer or a slushy and try your luck! @ladyjusticebrewing.bsky.social

(Always free to play)

Finding new greys every week now and reminding myself

I NEED SOMEWHERE TO SEND ALL MY LIVE REACTS TO STRIP LAW

Serving dinner and asking everyone to join me in prayer

We all join hands and recite the ancient text

I spent 12 bucks on transit rides in LA this weekend, and probably saved like 200 bucks in rideshare by doing so

It's sooooo hard to not feel better than everybody lol I'm so good at traveling!!

Doing what I do best 😎

At natural history museum, watching 3D ocean film, scene of walruses slipping off melting ice chunks

Child behind me "whys there sad music??"

Hey LA your metro stations are so fucking nice!! Why are you guys so car brained! (I know why I just wish it was better for you guys love you❤️)

Umm hello??

This is a travel diary now

HELLO farmers market pupusas for breakfast

call me a carceral urbanist or whatever but i think that if you murder an entire family with your SUV, at the very least, you should never be allowed to drive again

I am:

-in a new city
-on a bus
-v happy

it’s above 40 degrees in february and so I am unfortunately spring-pilled. I’ve got the windows open and I’m thinking about clearing off the grill. I am confident this heatwave will continue forever and I will not have my heart broken by another 48 inches of snow in march

Me: -checking my transit app for the next bus-

@maxonemillion.bsky.social: "are you on sniffies?!"

I'm about to go see a play and turn my phone off for 2 hours

Mitch McConnell please don't die while I'm gone I don't wanna miss it

i have to stay online because could you imagine if it happens and i’m off “touching grass” or “spending quality time with my family” oh god

if im being wheeled into the operating room and there's some fuckass AI scalpel gameboy in there you can go ahead and kill me normal style instead

screenshot of a banger Superbowl ad tweet: cj @TOS_Violator. 9/11/21 the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard 177 14.5K 112K

good time to bring back this all timer:

You can just make fondue with your best friends for lunch on a Friday it's not even illegal or anything

Tonight's the night, Denver! Find me at Bear Creek Distillery:

Four rounds of music video bingo, free to play, prizes, and fabulous craft cocktails! Game starts at 6:00, you may want to come early and find a seat!