Flibby

This is going to ruin the tour :(

Being a menace in the Midwest for my birthday

I put me in the (other) lake

Every Silicon Valley innovation in the consumer space has been "what if this software was my mom" which explains why ChatGPT's primary use is as a therapist, relationship substitute for lonely boys, and "personal operating system" to organize their life

Give Lisa Gilroy every award and every thing actually

I put me in the lake

Cut to- me looking busy and important in the airport but I'm really just trying to figure out my smoothie options

Hey so I don't think this is a sentence

Rockies game scavenger hunt progress: didn't meet anyone with my name, but did meet a tiktok celeb so... I win?

GO SPORTS

New Chappell single right before my road trip hmmm maybe there is a higher power

As stressful as it can be making my own schedule, I'm so so grateful I'm not obligated to be behind a desk for 5 days a week 🔥🔥

Does Turo have special insurance for like

When I spend all week singing The Subway in a strangers car and cross state lines doing it

Hypothetically

LORDE RED ROCKS TICKET HOLDERS PLEASE FIND ME

Let's coordinate a Denver shuttle or something

I'm hoping people search these keywords and find me lol thank you

It's Wednesdayyy and we are back at Full Frame Beer! What better way to spend a rainy evening than in our favorite brewery? Game starts at 7, play for free, and maybe win some free beer 😎😎

Sometimes he lip syncs, sometimes he dramatically sighs, always he gets me.

Anthony if you're on bluesky, hi

Ugh I might have to go back on tiktok again because apparently there's a guy on there who stands in the foreground dramatically while trains rush behind him while Lorde songs play over it

a black and white photo of a woman standing in the rain . ALT: a black and white photo of a woman standing in the rain .

Me when even one Gondian dies in the Iron Throne

Terrible news there's no Cheetos here?

Hmm so apparently 21 year olds are bringing the r word back now? Tf?

The kids are not alright!!

Next driver to roll through a stop sign when I'm crossing gets their car punched 😘 👊🏼

Bingo? Check. Slushies? Check. Friends and fun? Check and check.
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CHECK us out at @ladyjusticebrewing.bsky.social tonight at 6:30! There will be prizes, beer, slushies, and Cachai Chilean food truck out front. See you tonight!

We're sooooo back

Unfortunately the way to heal me is in fact a 2 pm beer with strangers I'm sorry 🤷🏼‍♀️

TONIGHT! Join us at Full Frame Beer in downtown Denver, 7:00 for some free bingo! Win prizes while enjoying a craft beer, or a hard seltzer cocktail!

Okay it's a dessert night fuck it

This week!

Weekly Bingo at Full Frame Beer TOMORROW (Wednesday) at 7:00!

And monthly Bingo at @ladyjusticebrewing.bsky.social on Thursday, 6:30!

Support local craft beer, have some fun and win some prizes! Come early to get a seat!

I'm having a Vegemite espresso martini and having an existential crisis about how it's blowing my mind rn