Evan VVaters

Muting that account a bunch of you follow

I'm gonna put the "AI race-shifted celebrities" in the same pile as the other atrocities that we really don't need to see you guys repost to show us the horrors, thanks.

Like this isn't even justifiable on the grounds of awareness of injustice or whatever, it's just dumb slop, don't want it

Oooh I loved Nights at the Circus so much

The Good list I can't find fault with, but most of those films are old enough to have been "canonized" anyway, like of course you're not going to ruffle any feathers now suggesting The Shining is good. (In 1980 though?)

Longlegs is deliberately quite silly. Like, of course it's on purpose, one of the first scenes is an FBI agent being tested for psychic powers, *this is not the real world*. Whether it works on those terms is arguable but c'mon.

I have not seen the rest.

La La Land- are we still litigating this?

Like worst thing about it is "white man explains jazz" and like, that's getting into the worst bad faith readings- you're attacking what happens in it not how the film executes its concept

Okay let's start with the easy targets here

M3gan? Nah, that film's a joy. I can maybe get disliking the 2nd because it goes a little slack at the end but the first? No notes.

Midsommar? Not one I'd care to watch again but it's got some powerful moments.

Resist ‘dangerous and socially unacceptable’ age checks for social media, scientists warn Computer scientists are campaigning against the global march toward age checks online.

Over 400 scientists have signed a letter calling for a moratorium on the deployment of age-verification technologies. The letter suggests the widespread deployment of untested AV tech is making the internet less safe.

www.politico.eu/article/age-...

"Your um, wife, Bjork is calling?"

"Tell her I exploded. and that it was very tragic. And that my last wish was for her to move out of our condo"

BABY DUCKS DAY!

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#pokemon
#ポムケン

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

various pencil drawings of kid link from legend of zelda majora's mask as he's wearing the bunny hood with floppy bunny ears on top of his green hat, some of the drawings have him holding his bow and the other is him running with the text "on his way to deliver paper to a toilet man"

link wearing the bunny hood is the canonical look in majora's mask.

this old ass vid from endwalker I’m crying

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

FFXI Taru named Coolranch

#ffxi cryptid posting

I keep saying this is a big thing- even where the originals diverged from the books plot-wise, they pretty much rendered Hogwarts and its environs exactly as envisioned, and they can't change too much without having to rehaul Wizarding World, so it's gonna look very similar

Sorry.

I wrote this some years back and return to it now as a reminder to myself of what's really important in life. If it resonates with you, too, all the better.

FFXIV screenshot of Minfilia in a pink tied-off t-shirt and shorts talking to an excited Lalafell. "Why, if it isn't Minfilia! 'Tis my great pleasure to welcome you to this year's Little Ladies' Day festivities."

She came to see the latest nonsense

A white and black cat sits next to a BBQ grill in a hardware store.

He hasn't grilled any mice in this one, folks. It's just a display model!

🐈 Jimmy Pesto the cat
🛒 Aubuchon Hardware, Newmarket, NH

Eisenhower

i love that Mox is now committed to saying "woof" on TV as often as possible

A three panel comic with Jon Moxley and Renee Paquette 1st panel: Mox is looking off panel while Renee is busy with something. He asks “Renee have you seen my three woof moon shirt” 2nd panel: Renee looks at him with a smugly delighted face and says “Your three WHAT shirt?” 3rd panel: Mox looks annoyed while Renee continues to look smugly delighted

Three Woof Moon #aew #art

last night I fell asleep with the Zelda: Ocarina of Time shop theme stuck in my head and this morning I woke up with the same song stuck in my head so I made this

FFXIV art of Shion in a chef’s uniform, holding a tray in one hand that has a giant burger, french fries, and chocolate shake. A chibi Minfilia is looking at the food with hearts in her eyes and drooling.

FFXIV art of Minfilia happily eating a hamburger the size of her head, while Shion stands next to the table in a chef’s uniform, admiring Minfilia.

It is the Warrior of Light’s duty to serve Lady Minfilia in EVERY way…
FFXIV burger comm by @mrpuripurin.bsky.social, thank you!!
#FFXIV #XIVart #MinfiliaMonday