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Aew, dynasty fantasy football, politics, general stupidity. Enjoy the musings of an idiot.

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Dart isnโ€™t good, but heโ€™s fun

10.10.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I havenโ€™t seen a single MCU movie

05.10.2025 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me when I got home from a 5+ hour wrestling ppv

21.09.2025 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Was wearing my Hangman shirt around the city today

21.09.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was in the arena and no one recognized Pac at first because he was wearing a shirt

21.09.2025 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean...

minnesotareformer.com/briefs/haged...

15.09.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5708    ๐Ÿ” 1558    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 77    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

DUCK CAKE!!!!

13.09.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, keep your head down and keep being exploited. Donโ€™t stand up against us

13.09.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s also to scare the middle class to ensure they participate in the system that is squeezing them from every direction. The threat of homelessness and in this case execution is dangling over our heads.

13.09.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But I thought life was precious

13.09.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Make a band singular:

The Stroke

13.09.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

They cry about the death of a single hate monger but celebrate the death of countless Palestinians.

12.09.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wardlow in AEW

08.09.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

07.09.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Blue Jays edition

02.09.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New Death from Above 1979 kicks ass!

01.09.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Martin Prince in the Simpsons standing naked in the wreckage of his exploded pool singing โ€œSummer Windโ€

Martin Prince in the Simpsons standing naked in the wreckage of his exploded pool singing โ€œSummer Windโ€

how the end of summer always feels

29.08.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 276    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
30.08.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m re watching my way through Deadwood and all I think think to myself is โ€œnone of these people have had ice cream beforeโ€

29.08.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guy with a picture of him and his wife as his pfp is the new sunglasses truck selfie

24.08.2025 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fingers crossed

22.08.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That me as a middle aged white man whoโ€™s past his prime would would be a prime candidate for ICE

16.08.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was about to take offence to that and then I remembered how I was in high school

16.08.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wanted to watch a movie last night so I tried watching โ€œlife aquaticโ€ and got bored so I ended up watching โ€œAmerican ninjaโ€ staring Michael Dudikoff

16.08.2025 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TNA aka โ€œoh shit that guy is still alive?!?!โ€

16.08.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Too bad I have zero shares

16.08.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

QT this post with someone you wish was still alive

16.08.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big time sell window coming up for him

16.08.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s about to get real

15.08.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah I donโ€™t get the hype. Itโ€™s a terrible take on Portuguese chicken. Maybe because I grew up eating the real goods? Idk

15.08.2025 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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