Ian Kirke

The slippery shitgibbon is caught out by his own weasel words.

How’s the Pimlico Plumber bloke tonight?

I bet his waste pipe is pulsating in Dubai.

For good or for ill, some potential Reform voters will be more repulsed by graceless bad losers than they are by racist liars.

😂 unfortunately for only 90 days.

I’m in a small bar in Porto and I think this calls for another Super Bock. Thanks @mrjamesob.bsky.social !

Extraordinary that in these fractious & divided times, so many of us can unite around the single, simple fact that Matthew Goodwin is an irredeemable twat.

A friend asked, “So which political party do you support now?”

My reply, “Any party that will prevent Reform winning in my constituency.”

Please vote - even if it’s defensive.

One thing I’m not looking forward to when Notts storm into the Premiership is VAR.

I’ve just seen a Pizza Express large Pepperoni and two cans of Sure deodorant being delivered to Loddon Valley nick.

Should I read anything into this?

At the Winter Olympics, diverse communities come together to showcase the power of humanity—fearless spirit, unwavering determination, mutual respect, and a love that transcends borders.

The perfect antidote to Farage and his fascist fucks.

Charity: Why Wait for Stunts to Sponsor? - What should we talk about today? We’ve built a culture where generosity waits for a spectacle, as if suffering must be performed before compassion can be released. Are you a sucker for the spectacle? There’s a particular British ritu...

Charity: Why Wait for Stunts to Sponsor?

We’ve built a culture where generosity waits for a spectacle, as if suffering must be performed before compassion can be released. Are you a sucker for the spectacle?
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After school, Arthur wanted a Chupa Chups lolly.

Peeling that wrapper off was so impossibly difficult I started having flashbacks to the time I tried to cuff the most violent prisoner I’ve ever encountered — except the lolly put up more of a fight.

The ex-prince and the psychologist: a letter to Andrew A psychologist’s open letter to Andrew strips away royal privilege and asks one thing: testify fully about Epstein – and choose integrity at last

The ex-prince and the psychologist: a letter to Andrew | A psychologist’s open letter to Andrew strips away royal privilege and asks one thing: testify fully about Epstein – and choose integrity at last | Dr Pam Jarvis

Agreed! I wouldn’t have it any other way! COYP!

Once upon a time this was just a decision away.

I don’t regret missing out on two European Cups, a Super Cup, First Division title (now Premiership) and four League Cups.

COYP!

The Grifters Are Circling — Don’t Let Them In. - What should we talk about today? Keir Starmer is, by all reasonable measures, a decent man — someone who has consistently chosen steadiness over spectacle. His supposed “crime” is not malice but naivety: trusting an individual mired ...

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Maybe Deform UK are right?

I mean if 30p Lee Anderson - a moron with the IQ of a potato - can become an MP then, by definition, Britain is broken.

How many more turds can the Reform toilet take before it overflows?

Suella Braverman - another vile specimen - has defected to Farage's limited company stating the usual corrupt message - “Britain is broken.”

You and your rancid fuckwits are the architects of the arson!

Politics, social media, and the curse of allostatic overload Exposure to stress leads to allostatic overload and serious health problems, both physical and mental; toxic social media is part of the problem

Exposure to stress leads to allostatic overload and serious health problems, both physical and mental; toxic social media is part of the problem | Ian Kirke

Can’t wait for Richard Littlejohn’s column about how Starmer should invade Andorra to prove he’s as ‘ruthless’ as Trump.

😂 I like your style!

We do have Lidl and Aldi…

Ah yes, BREXSHIT—the masterstroke that transformed the UK from ‘Global Player’ to ‘Global Punchline.’

On the bright side, we’re now so economically irrelevant that even the US wouldn’t bother invading… unless they fancy a hostile takeover of Greggs.

A whole fried chicken, butchered & cooked at Inyun in Brentford. Delicious.

Thinking of becoming a food influencer in 2026 😉
There’s a new little Korean place in Brentford where they butcher & fry a whole chicken for you. Magnificent! They only do ten a day but also offer tenders, wings etc. Anyway, it’s called Inyun, just by Kew Bridge & it’s absolutely fantastic.

‘Of course he abused pupils’: ex-Dulwich teacher speaks out about Farage racism claims Exclusive: Chloë Deakin tells how she wrote to Dulwich college master to argue against Farage’s nomination as prefect

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Definitely the latter! 😂 On my way back from Chesterfield!

Brilliant response!