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Java/Kotlin/TypeScript dev by day; Vengeance Demon Hunter theorycrafter and maintainer of WoWAnalyzer/simc for Havoc/Vengeance Demon Hunter by night. He/him.

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Tbf you can read it both ways and one is significantly more fun

07.02.2025 03:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
meme of a person keeled over in a chair, upset with a bunch of corpo speak surrounding them in air quotes: "Salesforce" "Actionable insights" "Bandwith" "Touch base" "Deep dive" "KPI" "Scalable" "Slack me" "Think tank" "OKR" "Data-driven solutions" "Paradigm shift" "Game changer" "New verticals" "Revenue streams "Roadmap" "Elevate" "Actionables" "Value add" "Best practices" "Alignment" "Optimisation" "Action items" "Industry standard" "Success metrics" "Authenticate" "Disruptive innovation" "Customer journey" "Future-proof" "Table a discussion" "Software ecosystem" "Robust framework" "Client-centric" "Thought leader" "Stakeholder management" "Holistic"

meme of a person keeled over in a chair, upset with a bunch of corpo speak surrounding them in air quotes: "Salesforce" "Actionable insights" "Bandwith" "Touch base" "Deep dive" "KPI" "Scalable" "Slack me" "Think tank" "OKR" "Data-driven solutions" "Paradigm shift" "Game changer" "New verticals" "Revenue streams "Roadmap" "Elevate" "Actionables" "Value add" "Best practices" "Alignment" "Optimisation" "Action items" "Industry standard" "Success metrics" "Authenticate" "Disruptive innovation" "Customer journey" "Future-proof" "Table a discussion" "Software ecosystem" "Robust framework" "Client-centric" "Thought leader" "Stakeholder management" "Holistic"

31.01.2025 02:01 — 👍 737    🔁 146    💬 39    📌 17

ADVENTURER: Dragon! We are here for your gold! Prepare to die!
DRAGON: My gold?
ADVENTURER: Yes! We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and-
DRAGON: Fair enough
ADVENTURER: Wait, what?
DRAGON: It's yours
ADVENTURER:
DRAGON: How are you carrying it out of here?
ADVENTURER: Um... /1

30.12.2024 13:50 — 👍 3373    🔁 1146    💬 87    📌 307

Gaming?

06.12.2024 02:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A really really good pair of socks is always appreciated. Whether or not it’s thick wool or just a really good/cool pattern.

30.11.2024 20:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

today i shall participate in the time honored tradition of muttering fuck this shit under my breath over and over and over

16.10.2024 13:41 — 👍 287    🔁 77    💬 7    📌 4

Hi, I’m Topple

30.08.2023 20:53 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0