lauren oxford hates cops

you get it

here to be the first person to say joanna newsom and it’s not even close

🥺

all i know is that it is absolutely NOT taylor swift 😭 girl forgot how to edit

this might get me canceled but it was kinda fun and exciting

oh good god that is early 😳

i got woken up by an earthquake this morning so same lol

i’m with her!!! they made a new record that came out

heya jeff!!! i’m so happy to hear that you enjoyed it. 🥹☺️ new solo record happening next year!

Skyline The Starlight Darlins · EP · 2025 · 5 songs

hi hello my band made an ep so if four-part harmonies are your thing:

Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/7tzHVs...

Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/sky...

YouTube: youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Bandcamp: thestarlightdarlins.bandcamp.com/album/skyline

thank you so, SO much elana for the shoutout 🥺 it means the world when your music reaches the ears of people who want to hear it, and the people you want to hear it!

fix your hearts or die

i’ll be live on radiokcm.com from 6-8 pm est today! listen to me babble in a hopefully entertaining way about the meandering path i took to music, and i’ll even play some songs on my guitar for you! (rumor has it there may even be a sneak peek darlins song 😚) @localhoneyradio.bsky.social

lol. lmao

i don’t really know how to get around it without multiple microphones :(

i am so sorry; i felt so bad. 😭 we have literally been so busy the rest of the week, plus our hostel doesn’t have wifi, which meant we couldn’t test it beforehand. it was perhaps foolish to assume that youtube live wouldn’t have some auto-adjust volume bullshit that is unchangeable

you are a very good journalist 🫡 and an even better friend 🥰 another link option is this one! bit.ly/darlinslivenyc

The CEO slayings will continue until morale improves.

The replies to Brian Thompson’s last post on LinkedIn — all from before the shooting — are a horror show

i had a crazy dream a month or so ago and when i half consciously wrote it down it made the most incredible copypasta:

there was a dentist who wanted his patients to always hump things. thrust their pelvis. like in a horny turned on way. he said it was good for the body.

covid-cautious drag queen named auntie jen (antigen)

is there any better feeling than being cuddled by your sleeping wife?

a. no
b. no
c. no
d. all of the above
e. yes (incorrect)

if you take a probiotic and an antibiotic at the same time you take a screen shot

Spotify playlist called "for snuggling billy while high"

Imagine looking over from the couch to see your wife in her desk chair intensely snuggling her cat Billy.

She has a headset on, and there's a Spotify playlist up on her monitor.

You squint to see what it's called and --

OMG YAY! 🤠

how it feels to hold space

family size

even though i’m 28, i’m somehow 51

big this. i am not a liberal. if you’re a blue wave type you probably will not like anything i have to say regarding politics

oh my god we need this 😭

should probably tag @rockharp.bsky.social

elaine, my luthier friend who built mira, loves to say that the guitar has to forget how to be a tree. i love that!