Stew

I’m not from Queensland, but I reckon that wherever you are in Australia, local government representatives are utter swill.

Maggie has never looked better!

Yet…

Can I have a go on your jet ski too?

No way he sees out that sentence. That man loves getting covid too much to last 27 years.

Ziggy played guitar!

Speed hole!

In Victoria you get a PWC endorsement on your boat license. Then only requirement is an additional 10 or 20 question multiple choice test at the same time as your boat license test.

My great-aunt (who wrote for the New Jersey Left Wing Examminer) says that I am verrrry clever.

Showing up at the state banquet with a bowl of steel-cut oats.

Dan Murphy opening hour

That’s a guffaw, if ever I saw one.

There is only one response. Let’s pass some legislation to stop people protesting against the ‘special military operation’ in Gaza. /s

Massive respect for Uzzie.

I used to have a hat with that slogan on it. But I dropped it into a lion’s den. Should I go and get it, counsel?

Van Badham’s ride?

When I look at something like that I *know* with absolute certainty that, even with 100 years of practice, I could never make one.

Your flight was delayed because of woke African vaccination gangs.

Ozzy? I thought you were dead!

Your cat NFT doesn’t have eyes.

Not if you have booze!

Writing Ayn Rand fan fiction would be preferable to speaking to his fail-daughter.

The best part of Fesshole is definitely the po-faced responses. I, for one, admire this man and his subterfuge.

… in a dirty polo and oversized shorts.

The two on the right look SO South African.

What am I commentating today? Jockeys or Sumo Wrestlers? Guess it will be pretty obvious when I get to work.

Catchy title! I can’t understand why it never took off.

Hi Jase. Stew here

This sentence gave me epilepsy.

Not any more. He died and they replaced him with a VAMPIRE ROBOT Dan Andrews. Now the undead cyborg Andrews goes around to peoples houses and tells them that they have to be trans.