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Or, you could call anyone that disagrees with you a ‘cuck’. And you probably get a Cabinet position in a few years.

As somebody aged 46, this feels like part of a depressing regression. I thought that certain things were resolved. I truly thought that we were done with blatant homophobia and racism. But now there is a generation of chuds that want to use those slurs.

Shit’s fucked, mate.

People refused to vote for me because I shit my pants repeatedly while canvassing. The woke mind virus is out of control!

And if you don’t pay for it directly, you pay 3x the price to contract it out to Deloitte.

My source? Why, it’s respected man, Rex ‘Rex Patrick’ Patrick.

Not too late to delete this, champ.

Chowdah! Say it!

One Nation will convert 25% polling support to eight seats in various state lower houses. Five of the eight will ditch the party within the first 6 months.

Coorey?

The most important lesson from the gradual rise of the Nazis in 1920s Germany: they want to do violence, that is where they are dangerous, and we have to stop them. Without prejudice.

I am going to start throwing bolts.

Ban SharePoint and I will vote for you to be dictator for life.

Fascism is the imposition of aesthetics on politics. The aesthetics are just terrible.

His face is just so … big? Why is it so large?

Because ,, of woke.

Lots of under 16s are posting about planning.

Whoms’t amongst us hasn’t had that thought?

What if the most inconsequential people on our massive yacht chose to leap onto a raft made of rat turds? Surely we should fear them?

Riley, I Florbed you about this? Do I have to Sneeg you to get a reply on Klumf?

I don’t know, but I assume that it’s a classic case of ‘being a member of the ALP’.

Do you roast a sweet potato every morning? Or do you roast a batch and re-heat?

Thanks for responding. It really was a genuine question.

I have never been in this situation with my wife. But what is the partner supposed to do about a tampon that is too far up? Pliers?

Churchill would have had children in slave costumes serving him brandy in the bath while JD rooted a random foot stool.

I was trying to do an irony troll, implying that the 7th planet was named after Cas’ butt hole.

I don’t know anything about hunting / shooting. But I was under the impression that best practice is to wear high vis, to avoid getting shot by another hunter who thinks you look like a deer.

What was Uranus named after?

How could Liz Truss do this?

Their spines must have been in quite a state by the time they got to William Creek. My recollection of the roads from Maree to Coober Peedy is not fond.

You need a 4WD. There is a sealed road to Maree, and then it’s about 2-3 hours to Coward Springs on a dirt road.(I don’t remember exactly how long it took us, but I do remember that we had a punctured tyre on the way.)