Kit Witchcock

THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR HOW FURIOUS I AM THAT THE POWERFUL HAVE BEEN OWED AS CHILD RAPISTS AND NO ONE WITH POWER IS THROWING THEM FROM THEIR DISGUSTING COMFORTABLE BEDS AND DRAGGING THEM IN CHAINS THROUGH THE STREETS

theory: RFKJ has one of those brain worms from x files and the only way to cure him is to put another brain worm in there so they fight it out and kill each other. #saveournation

STILL GOT IT BAYBEEEEE STILL GOT IT

I hope date finds the guy who looked into the bartender's eyes yesterday, on Christmas, at the end of her shift and asked her to add 15% on his tab. I hope your year sucks. it probably will if that's how you act.

women are funnier than men if you are pure of heart

talk shit get hit 🎯

microdosing the eternal conflict between freedom and security by leaving my phone at home

the radio just said someone is "five strokes back after shooting a 69" and I had to share this

vodka on am August afternoon in Florida might as well be milk for how it feels in my tummy

church and cocaine have the same affect on the people who love them and it's that they're boring and insufferable at the same time

work should install bidets

we create AI in our image so it makes sense that it doesn't have the capacity to just say "I don't know"

I have read 50 books this year so far and they were mostly not very good.

finishing all 10 seasons of Blacklist was torture but I did it for Zaddy.

either it is pride month or or it is Halloween there is no in between 🌈🎃🖤

eating radish coins with my sandwich like they're chips. they are chips. made of radish.

i dreamed a guy's shitty superpower was summoning boats (from elsewhere) and he summoned a cruise ship to impress a date and flooded the town.

i dreamed Cleveland's reputation was as a bastion for swingers

I am sick but I took a hot hot shower which helps a little bit and a little bit is a lot sometimes

Ani Difranco in concert was amazing

it is almost Halloween honestly

that's fucked

YEAHHHHHH BOIIIIIII

coffee smelled so good today I just had to wake up early

we need less bullshit

You know that dating app where girls can get in but if you're a guy you have to be endorsed by a few women? we need that but for social media. girls, theys, and gays get in but men have to be endorsed

another perfect sunset! I love working part time

It's A REAL BUMMER

i would like more interaction than this as it is difficult to contribute to and build community with tweets