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Designer of user experiences. Rockies baseball fan. Movie Nerd. Views expressed are my own and not an employers. Reposts are not endorsements, but rather a part of a dark ritual to summon Tiamat to our realm and away from the forgotten realms.

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I honestly love that its one of the rare stories that really leans into "your actions have consequences". Its why I rank the second one above the first because the entire story is a direct result of the choices made in the first one with actuall consequences built in.

07.03.2026 06:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How to Train Your Dragon 2 for me.

07.03.2026 01:56 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Anthropic priestly class is simply better at propitiating the Machine God

06.03.2026 22:03 — 👍 33    🔁 5    💬 4    📌 0

Maines code names for blow are truly a mystery.

06.03.2026 21:59 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Also new theory is these guys just want him in the senate so they can brag about buying coke from a senator. To hell if he becomes a raging racist the minute he wins.

06.03.2026 21:58 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Kind of incredible how blatantly Grim lies about everything. We already know Platners only clients from his oyster farm are his mother's restaurant and one other local restaurant. Absolutely no one was buying from him.

06.03.2026 21:56 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Turns out hiring a bunch of nerds obsessed with a topic makes your product fairly decent compared to the guys who are mostly in it for access to good coke dealers.

06.03.2026 21:33 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nothings gonna stop my 3d printer from saving me that quarter.

06.03.2026 21:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chris Pratt swearing bullets about being asked about this on the red carpet.

06.03.2026 20:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

George Lucas watching Akira Kurosawa

06.03.2026 20:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie stands next to another man in a pink shirt Alt: Michael Caine in "Austin Powers in Goldmember" saying "the only things I hate are people who are intolerant of other people's cultures...and the Dutch" while Michael Myers looks on confused.

Time for an all time classic

06.03.2026 20:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If youre gonna bundle a war thats middle east adjacent its probably smart to have one of the best thats ever done it advising you.

06.03.2026 20:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hes a plumber, so my money is on sewer socialist.

But hes also voiced by Chris Pratt so libertarian plumbing business owner isnt totally off the table.

06.03.2026 19:43 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I guarantee Palmer choose the Pompadour/Mullet hair style because he thinks it makes his head look giant and therefore makes him look smarter.

The soul patch is because he wants you to know he knows where to buy the good drugs.

06.03.2026 18:18 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Man really chose to look like the composite sketch of the villain from every "cover your drinks at the bar or risk waking up in a bad situation" PSA, didn't he.

06.03.2026 18:12 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah basically.

06.03.2026 18:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Its basically spellcheck but for visuals instead of words. It using previous data to help correct lighting or other editing issues, but it isnt producing "new" content. So its not making images, its just helping a human do their job by picking up things they might have missed.

06.03.2026 08:59 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Oh god, shes coming for the Village People's livelihoods.

06.03.2026 08:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah Megan is who David wishes he could be (decent at making movies that don't go wildly over budget and under perform).

06.03.2026 06:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Give her 280 characters rather than a couple million and it becomes clear as day she has the grace of Mark Twain smiling down upon her.

06.03.2026 05:15 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

But they could make the money back for reconstruction by charging 100 bucks for 15 minutes with a sledgehammer. First ever head of state rage room.

06.03.2026 03:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean I agree I think its real, but I also think China has a history of flashy demos that either dont work or would actively bankrupt a company, and this almost assuredly falls into the latter (especially since BYD is already at their lowest possible price margin)

06.03.2026 03:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sure. Hes not liable to demand a fuck plane, but I will not be suprised when it comes out he's had $200,000 office renovation done.

06.03.2026 03:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hes probably as corrupt as her, but because he isnt trying to be social media famous he doesnt repeatedly put himself front and center to increase the criticisms.

06.03.2026 03:33 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

China faking technological capabilities? Why i never.

06.03.2026 03:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is he still on this? I cant tell caus ehe blocked me after I pointed out this fits his Aaron Coleman pattern.

06.03.2026 03:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Im sure their kids are probably alright.

05.03.2026 23:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Once again I must ask

"Why are Burenigs" (applicable for anytime they pop out of whatever pocket universe they live in.)

05.03.2026 23:44 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just guessing but is that if you mapped the show to our real world the serenity crew are most closely relatable to a desperately holding on confederate batallion, i.e. theyre actually the villains?

05.03.2026 23:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0