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writer of books, sometimes movies http://linktr.ee/markleidner https://markleidner.substack.com/p/50-questions-to-ask-about-your-story

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getting a mfa is like going to the citadel in game of thrones to become a maester

11.02.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Words have such super meanings

07.02.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a long-held worldview of mine is getting absolutely bodied by one of today’s current events πŸ˜”

07.02.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

after the odyssey, christopher nolan needs to team up with vince gilligan to make a movie about pluribus and memento happening to the same person at the same time

05.01.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bro last night was like if pluribus happened to gerard butler in greenland 2

02.01.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bro last night was like if pluribus happened to gollum in middle earth

01.01.2026 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

according to WME, tarantino’s hateful comments did an estimated $70 million worth of damages to paul dano’s reputation, but on gofundme, the paul dano reputational recovery fund is now approaching $110m, exceeding its target of $70m by close to $40m as of dawn this morning

31.12.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what society really needs

isn’t marty supreme

but a film in the style of marty supreme

set during biblical times

about a brash, young, iconoclastic shepherd

no one really likes

who sacrifices everythingβ€”his health, his relationshipsβ€”

to be present at the nativity

30.12.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

my dentist told me he dreamt tarantino

made a hagiographic prestige documentary

about paul dano as a form of penance

29.12.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Faculty Hilary Plum's latest novel, "State Champ," out from @bloomsburybooksus.bsky.social, was named in the @parisreview.bsky.social's "Our Favorite Books of 2025" list (selected by @markleidner.bsky.social) πŸ†πŸƒβ€β™€οΈπŸ©Έ

Full list: www.theparisreview.org/blog/2025/12...

17.12.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our Favorite Books of 2025 by The Paris Review December 12, 2025 – This year, we asked our contributors, our readers, our current and former interns, and other friends of theΒ Review for their favorite books of the past year. Here’s what they said.

@parisreview.bsky.social includes STATE CHAMP in its list of "Our Favorite Books of 2025!" "Hilary Plum's novel has a pulpy, political premise that is complemented by an arresting structure and complex characterization." -- @markleidner.bsky.social www.theparisreview.org/blog/2025/12...

12.12.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dreamt the last level of jedi training was firing up your lightsaber in the shower and having to block every single droplet of water

08.12.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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As long as the grid has a few of these things every so often

07.12.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s fucked up that in the Book of Job, the main character is made to suffer endlessly through no fault of his own, and his name is spelled the same as the thing you have to do for money 2,000 years later.

07.12.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need a massive New Deal-esque spending program to redirect all the rivers within the United States to flow along contiguous state bordersβ€”so that a map of the United States would look like a jigsaw puzzle of states, with rivers being the seams between the pieces.

07.12.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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(to the tune of eleanor rigby) eleanor rigby

05.12.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 572    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

"Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird" should’ve been titled β€œThirteen Ways of Being Looked at by a Person When You Are a Blackbird” to center the blackbird’s POV even though the poem is from the POV of people.

05.12.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever I eat my breakfast, I pretend like there are hidden cameras all around me, and it’s up to me to just act natural and eat because some visionary Hollywood studio executive has greenlit a movie with the craziest pitch of all time: What if some random guy ate his breakfast?

04.12.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no context drunk on eggnog thought: fjords are the stealth archers of landforms

01.12.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re booming Margaritaville at the Christmas tree farm.

30.11.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

terraformed a local river just in time for thanksgiving. now it runs through my yard, powering a mill wheel connected to a pump to keep my 30ft thanksgiving-themed nintendo and peanuts inflatables fully inflated without having to pay the power company a dime

27.11.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my agent loves the opening of my post-apocalyptic "potpunk" western, featuring a 3-page description of rugged, sweat-stained cowboys chewing marijuana like tobacco in a dusty saloon, but she remains unconvinced by the main plot, about a marijuana famine where nobody can get high

08.11.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they should sell capri suns in 20 oz. containers. these little foil pouch thingies don’t have enough in them

04.11.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

simply directing beautiful films in order to curry favor with my cinephile dictator

27.10.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Benvolio just keeps striving to preserve peace in Verona while also never backing down when prompted to defend Montague honor. Exemplary NPC behavior.

17.10.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think they should make the giant halloween yard skeletons taller. i don't think they're tall enough yet. they should make them taller & taller & taller, until they reach the moon & i can climb up on one & get the hell off this accursΓ©d place

16.10.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

about to hurl a stone discus at an invisible β€œwall” that only I believe is there. shattering reality itself. and proving a realer reality lies beyond this shell of one that we merely need to throw a discus through to see *hurls discus* *it sails through the sky unimpeded*

15.10.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yorgos Lanthimos, hit me up. I met a guy on the bus last night with a great idea for a movie. I got his number and am texting him now to see if he remembers telling me about it. We both think you'd be perfect for the material.

15.10.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Noir novels are usually the best genre fiction to read because the payoff of the story isn’t about who did it as much as it is about the tight construction of story which often rewards attention to detail and is thrilling because you can see the fates of the characters before they do.

15.10.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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