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not to be a pokemon account but remaking a game while leaving out features from its enhanced version for the sake of strict accuracy / cost-cutting is especially bleak. okay so the definitive version simply doesn't exist i guess

or for that matter what stories could still be told within them

i can't imagine putting a ton of work into producing assets that will only ever be used to replicate something that already exists and then tossing them out when you're done instead of wondering what else there could be beyond the walls

i mean i'm sure my game will be loaded with weird old people spouting life advice but i have to actually make it

are there any kids around here who think i've been a positive influence on them so i feel better about not having any

maybe i'll write some they can relate to, that'd feel nice. contributing something to the cycle of life and the garden of culture besides "there should be more physical fairy moves"

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I'm so beyond honored to be a part of the first-ever GDQueer, and I REALLY, REALLY hope that I see you all in chat supporting our fantastic staff, volunteers, runners, and overall community!

We've come such a long way. Let's kick ass this weekend!

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i do think there was a plan that got called off because if they just wanted to give the player a master ball it could've been an item lying around area zero

it is cute that all of zero crew are in the school's hall of fame book if you know where to find it though

well, they probably did. i wouldn't know because the whole vacation that friend group spent together was faded-to-black skipped because obviously nobody wanted to see that right. two lines of dialogue with carmine each is enough right

to be fair them all having boss fight skip balls would probably be pretty anticlimactic huh

one throw would have ended mochi mayhem early instead of willingly swallowing poison shot into their mouths and becoming an obstacle to our next legendary encounter instead and then never commenting on that

i'll have kids of my own in school before they let her use max starfall

the sequel to "penny's sylveon doesn't have moonblast but calem's does": penny's new eevee doesn't have swift (the star attack) but elaine eve and now chase's do

tbh i would've just liked that picture of a burrito without reading it if i were a bit sleepier

... in fact you probably can't do that period if everyone has internet now so let's just bring back random arbitrary hue shift values like in stadium and let people fight over having the bluest bulbasaur

you can't really put the cat back in the bag and make your friend having a different chimecho than everybody else at school cool again without some new ideas

i thought i read that california was funding the calfresh program? literally defund these cops and fund calfresh

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(and that one guy's shiny seaking in that one canceled e-reader facility in sevii islands i guess)

yes please let us play some sort of engaging game to get cool pokemon and not a slot machine i've been saying this forever

i played crystal and all seven gen 3 games without a shiny encounter outside of red gyarados! i discovered shinies existed by save editing that one into other species lmao

Reports of my death were... honestly a pretty decent call I don't blame anyone for thinking it.

But Chapter 5 of Every Day's a Masquerade is out now! This one's Nemona focused, and she says fuck!

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The best time to cancel your Xbox game pass was at the start of the BDS boycott, the second best time was when they jumped all prices up and laid off thousands, the third best time is fucking now

visual language isn't something to be defeated and replaced by realism etc etc

lmao, the irony

sticky hold should let you use an iron ball like a yo-yo

okay TIL klutz doesn't even let you use fling anyway. gonna have to fix that real quick even if switcheroo/trick is more likely to be used seriously

hoo boy and i haven't even seen what penny's lodge story is yet (on youtube because i uninstalled and four yellow candies isn't going to tempt me back)

anyway look forward to my fangame 🚬