Barbara 2.0

Starting Survivor 50 because sometimes you start watching a tv show on a whim in 2007 and here you are today.

FROY IS TAKING ME OUT

Behind on drag race but just jumping ahead to Snatch Game because it’s what I need.

I fear I love the Scrubs reboot

Nothing hits quite like a freshly laundered baby in new jammies.

Nobody knows I’m listening to Gimmie Gimmie as I walk down the str…yes they do I am singing along.

I see my age mostly in how every year I know fewer and fewer names on the governors ball lineup.

Did none of these couples pack sunscreen??? #loveisblind

Valentines Day is first and foremost about the chocolate and candy you spend it with ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Ready to get my hopes up too high for these Love Is Blind couples.

Another year of rooting for my scores to win and I hope you are too!

Ok so maybe I don’t want to watch the downfall of Kyle and Amanda’s marriage?

I put on some nails so if I’m gesturing too much just keep it to yourself.

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They closed Dinosaur at Animal Kingdom
Me:

What keeps me going through these dark times? Well sometimes I just sit and stare at my child while she eats goldfish and genuinely think it’s the most miraculous thing I’ve ever seen.

Raise a glass of Herb Erltinger fruit wine tonight.

It’s a good year to be someone who was first discovered on a niche singing competition at the Oscars.

I will be taking a mirror out of the garbage if I see it being thrown away. Do you know how expensive mirrors are?? Thank me later.

The most mom thing about me is if you post a TikTok when you are driving I will report it as a dangerous activity.

STOP 👏🏻 BETRAYING 👏🏻 MY 👏🏻 VIBE 👏🏻

I’ve decided to be excited and hopeful for 2026 so it would be great if the news stopped betraying that vibe.

More unhinged things you do when you’re a Theater Kid but also a Parent:

3yo identifying animals: polar bear…dolphin…rhinoceros…

Theater Kid but also Parent: oh look a rhinoceros!

My baby keeps playing his music toy and then checking to make sure I’m dancing. So yes, people are, in fact, born to be DJs.

Always ready to discuss Jessie Buckley getting her start on I’d Do Anything The Search For Nancy.

Whenever my toddler says “mamma look at this” I cannot stop responding with a Lisa Barlow “I love that”

Having an emotional moment with some baby items I’m getting rid of. Please respect my privacy at this time.

Beyond all belief I’m currently awake but truly do not want to stay up another SEVEN minutes.

I did use to leave my apartment at 10pm and get strangers to buy me gin and tonics I promise.

Finally doing the only thing I’ve had planned for this break: getting into bed at 8pm.

It is my favorite time of year: beauty YouTube Declutter Season.