Pat Batcheller

GOOOOOOOOOOAALD!

I don’t buy it. Domers would never NOT claim a natty. They basically said they won this year’s.

Ditch the M hats. And the white-on-white TC hat. Otherwise, perfect.

Michigan is not a top 25 team

Clippers beat Pistons again. Trade whatever it takes to get Kahwi Leonard. They can’t beat him.

Perhaps you’re right. Still, we learned how much Campbell relied on Johnson. He needs to find a top-notch play caller.

Dan Campbell actually thought he could fool Ben Johnson with a trick play on 3rd and 1. That’s why the Lions are in last place: Campbell is a moron.

He ran a trick play on 3rd and 1 thinking Ben Johnson wouldn’t sniff it out. It needs to be said—Campbell is an idiot.

The Vikings beat the Packers, ensuring that the Lions will finish last in the NFC North for the 5th time in 8 seasons. Very SOL.

Chuck Cunningham will return in “Avengers: Doomsday.”

Bye, Wink. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Manning looks like a Manning. He can kill you with his arm and his feet. The Lions should tank next season so they can draft him in 2027, because that’s the kind of QB they need.

The obvious difference between Texas and Michigan is speed. The Longhorns are much faster on both sides. Also, Arch Manning is eviscerating Wink Martindale’s defense.

In addition to missing the playoffs, the Lions will not record a 4th straight winning season. They went from 15-2 last season to 8-9 in 2025.

Delete this.

Anyone who starts a Jared Goff chant at any future Detroit sporting event should be immediately expelled from the arena and banned for life.

The O-line, as terrible as it is, isn’t fumbling or throwing interceptions on every possession.

Tell me how good Goff is again?

This won’t age well.

This won’t age well.

I’ve been saying it for weeks, now it’s time for everyone to accept the truth: The last 2 years were an aberration. The Lions are who they always were and what they ever shall be—S.O.L.

The Rams won the Stafford trade and it wasn’t close.

Sean McVay is playing chess while Dan Campbell plays checkers.

Unless the Tigers trade Skubal, don’t expect any big moves before Opening Day. They will never spend the kind of money these free agents are getting this winter. Get used to the idea of 87 wins being their high water mark.

Lou Whitaker must be the most hated former MLB player of his generation. His career WAR is 20 points higher than that of Jeff Kent, who just got named to the Hall of Fame. It’s got to be personal. I don’t know how many players and writers he pissed off over time, but there’s no other explanation.

I see a lot of “experts” saying the playoff committee shouldn’t penalize teams who lose conference championship games in order to justify giving Alabama an at-large bid. By that logic, Ohio State should still be the #1 seed because they shouldn’t be punished for losing to Indiana.

Duke won its first outright football championship since 1962. Indiana won the Big Ten outright for the first time since 1945.

Duke and Indiana have won their respective conference FOOTBALL championships on the same night.

But typical. Campbell has overplayed his hand. Should have bumped him up to management and promoted Ben Johnson as HC