Sylvaners

No Kings Day -
Scottsdale, Arizona

Just to be clear, Melania Trump is a Patriot in the same way that a urinal cake is a bakery confection.

I’m willing to bet that Pete Hegseth is drinking booze straight from the bottle tonight.

Opening night of the Kennedy Center. It’s JFK’s Memorial. Get Trump’s name off of it.

George Santos has announced that he is officially leaving New York City after Mamdani’s election. Adios and don’t let the door hit you in the ass.

Trump’s message to America.

Happy Birthday Abe

Every.Single.Day

Remember when we collectively decided that Dan Quayle was too dumb to hold office when he misspelled “potato?” Little did we know that those would be good times.

Kristi Noem heading home.
Alert the dogs.

Rep. Nancy Mace joins calls for fellow GOP Rep. Tony Gonzales to resign:

"A sitting Member of Congress accused of soliciting explicit photos from a staffer and subjecting her to graphic sexual texts. Congressman Gonzales must address these allegations and resign."

To the US Men's Olympic Hockey team.....congrats on winning on the ice.

It's too bad after that exciting game, you have been such a disappointment off the ice.

At your chance of solidarity with the Women's team, you chose to laugh at Trump's misogyny.

It's no wonder women don't trust men.

Atta boi Bailey

#corruptAF

Meet my State of the Union guest, Jeremy Schumacher.

Without ACA tax credits, his health insurance costs jumped 288%.

An $11,000 increase.

Trump sold out the American people to give billionaires another tax break.

Remember when a cheating scandal would end a politician’s career?

Cheers while I sing Auld Lang Syne🍻
I really miss those days.

Mugshot- An ICE employee was arrested in Bloomington, Minnesota in "Operation Creep," a sting targeting men trying to solicit s*x from a 17yo. When cops cuffed him, he reportedly said: "I'm ICE, boys." He's now facing federal charges.

I am so excited for today’s show because I have the one and only @rosieodonnell0.bsky.social back on the program. Forget Trump’s state of the union. I’ve got ROSIE! See you at 4 o’clock Eastern on Substack and later on YouTube.

💩🤡😭💯👏🏿👏🏿✌🏿🥂🍾

"Just like Saint Charlie said we should get shot for the 2A, we should also be willing to starve for ... uh, what are we starving for again, Clyde?"

“I did not dedicate my life to advocating for women and girls just so that I could be lectured by a bunch of pedophile protectors.”
~Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Oh, you have a better idea for how Putin can receive realtime updates on the deliberations?

Plumber turned insider trader.

Am I missing something here? what the hell is Markwayne?

And here we all are at the beginning of WWIII. Interesting how much a distraction it is from Trump's involvement in the biggest sex trafficking ring in the history of the world 🌎 EVER. Release the fully unredacted Trump/Epstein files. NOW.

#Fettermanchin