prepared horseradish? prepared for what?
24.02.2026 04:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0prepared horseradish? prepared for what?
24.02.2026 04:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0in my loading screen era
15.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0heads really spec in aching, no other body part does it quite the same
20.01.2026 03:28 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish I could put my hand on my brain and rub it like a horse's snout and say "shhhh shhhh it's okay girl yeah you're alright girl shh shh nice and easy" then feed it a sugar cube
19.01.2026 20:25 — 👍 50 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0Reminder that I am fervently in the camp of "do not be cruel to person shaped computer programs lest you teach yourself to be cruel to humans."
31.12.2025 05:51 — 👍 44 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 2dreamt of a blue magnetized cheez-it covered in iron filings
30.12.2025 15:26 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0how strange
14.12.2025 23:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0feels so good to take things out of a big box and put them in a small box
08.12.2025 02:33 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
apartment cat escaping into the hallway must be like visiting the backrooms
25.11.2025 04:19 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i cannot rest until i find this little rubber foot
24.11.2025 02:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it must feel so fucking good to be a cat and roll around on a keyboard
19.10.2025 04:45 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0once again would like to give a shoutout to naps
24.09.2025 02:05 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0technology used to be cool, but now it’s owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. but there are transsexual furry hackers out there still fighting the good fight
16.09.2025 16:35 — 👍 7070 🔁 1751 💬 10 📌 99maybe this time if i really lock in i can get everything done
21.09.2025 04:50 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0parallel universe where goosed is the opposite of goated
17.09.2025 20:28 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
Hegseth is now the Secretary of War, which is fitting I guess as RFK jr is basically the Secretary of Pestilence. We just need Famine and Death to round it out.
05.09.2025 22:38 — 👍 1275 🔁 418 💬 54 📌 34call her a mouse girl the way she's chewing on my shit
05.09.2025 05:46 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0girl who has no nonvolatile memory
19.07.2025 01:05 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this petard was a group project
13.07.2025 18:37 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0on that dark night of the soul bullshit
09.07.2025 23:43 — 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1furtive pygmy, never forget
03.07.2025 17:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i went to the cartoon discourse store and everyone knew you
02.07.2025 03:44 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1gonna go back to abusing semicolons like i did when i was a teenager
02.07.2025 00:16 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0amtrak’s marketing team gets it
21.06.2025 12:21 — 👍 30731 🔁 10047 💬 450 📌 1219accidentally huffed the carpet cleaning solution
21.06.2025 21:00 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"what would jesus do"
he would get murdered by the state
next question
my reward for fixing things to quiet my anxiety: more anxiety
18.06.2025 23:14 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if ur bluesky feed is boring it’s because you’re not following enough weird trans girls
12.06.2025 17:22 — 👍 1684 🔁 515 💬 28 📌 25