bird girl

once again would like to give a shoutout to naps

technology used to be cool, but now it’s owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. but there are transsexual furry hackers out there still fighting the good fight

maybe this time if i really lock in i can get everything done

parallel universe where goosed is the opposite of goated

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Hegseth is now the Secretary of War, which is fitting I guess as RFK jr is basically the Secretary of Pestilence. We just need Famine and Death to round it out.

call her a mouse girl the way she's chewing on my shit

girl who has no nonvolatile memory

this petard was a group project

on that dark night of the soul bullshit

furtive pygmy, never forget

i went to the cartoon discourse store and everyone knew you

gonna go back to abusing semicolons like i did when i was a teenager

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

accidentally huffed the carpet cleaning solution

"what would jesus do"

he would get murdered by the state

next question

my reward for fixing things to quiet my anxiety: more anxiety

if ur bluesky feed is boring it’s because you’re not following enough weird trans girls

the purpose of a protest is to demonstrate that those in power are holding power through violence rather than consent

pavlov's doggirl

all hole, no rabbit

glad we're getting a headstart on developing cyberpsychosis

did you fold the towels into thirds? you're so real for that

rinsing the dirt out of the flower pot so i can use it again

the strangest thing about aging is knowing of a world before that is well and truly dead and quickly fading from memory

tired: straight man who says "whatever I want to fuck is a woman"

wired: white woman who says "whatever I want to fuck is a dog"

sometimes sleeping feels like pushing the words down just like you push your diaphragm down when you're trying to suppress the hiccups

i have a bacon guy at the farmers market

did u know that if you boil parsley you get a stinky horrible mess

@jun3buggy posting on twitter: this is what its like following trans women on twitter two panels of Calvin and Hobbes. Panel 1: Calvin is playing with a truck saying 'when I grow up, I want to be a radical terrorist'. And his Mom off-panel saying 'Mmhmm...' Panel 2: Calvin's Mom sitting at the breakfast table sipping coffee, off-panel Calvin is now saying 'I'm going to inhale this can of pesticide.' She's still just saying 'Mmhmm...'

this is still unbeaten