Amelia the Person and Amelia the Cat

I do think it’s a hilarious countermove that when Trump attacked Harvard they reminded everyone OH HEY DID YOU KNOW WE OFFER FREE CLASSES TO EVERYONE ON HOW TO RECOGNIZE FASCIST GOVERNMENT TAKEOVERS

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SLC friends, if you’re looking for a way to support your local queer community in June, this is a great alternative to corporate pride where queer vendors & attendees are charged to participate. Free food, live music, comedy and drag, and free vending for small queer businesses 🌈 see you there!

guys my husband won’t do my assignment that’s an excel spreadsheet for me, should I file for divorce

never forget that we’re currently facing total economic destruction because fox news got upset about 0.0001% of our population wanting equal rights

my targeted ads are INSANE

happy valentine’s day to my bff (: liver yoyo forever babyyy

thinking about how my ultimate dream is literally just to work part time.

My miniature cat made it to the top 10 for the America’s Favorite Pet contest!! You can vote for her EVERY DAY so please use this link and vote so I can take my new husband on a honeymoon 💕♥️

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had the adderall shits and didn’t have my squatty potty

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

hey guys ive heard that ICE is waiting at elementary school for parents to pick up their kids and detaining them there

if anyone knows of parents who are scared to take their kids to school, my schedule is open enough that i can drive them to and from school for the time being

I just turned on Harry Styles after a bonkers busy night shift and felt my blood pressure slowly decrease and my heart rate decrease, Mr. Styles I need a new album for my health apparently

Ok sure, eggs are more expensive and inflation isn’t lowering, but at least they cut the funding for childhood cancer research, stopped monitoring Bird flu, shutdown Medicaid, stripped hungry kids of their school lunches and took hot meals away from seniors

thank god the term “neurodivergent” wasn’t commonly used when the Divergent series was super popular, we would have been even more annoying about it

a woman says i 'm like the cryptkeeper with her hands on her face ALT: a woman says i 'm like the cryptkeeper with her hands on her face

I just slipped and fell in the shower

happy one month anniversary of the super secret nyc elopement to all those who celebrate* and 17 months of togetherness to all those who celebrate**

*my husband
**my husband

your honor I’m obsessed with him

Will Amelia The Cat take home $10,000 and be featured on the cover of Modern Cat? You decide! Amelia the Cat is an exceptionally tiny cat. She enjoys cuddling, playing with laser pointers, and climbing so she can experience being tall

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Please log on and vote for Amelia the Cat to be America’s Favorite Pet because she is tiny and goofy and I love her

how do you expect me to work when I got all our wedding photos back like COME ON

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here are my hot takes after working in peds:
Proper “gentle parenting” should be rebranded as just being more patient with children.
What people are portraying as gentle parenting is far too permissive.
If you’re in the hospital and trying to be a permissive parent, go home.

A lot of things suck in this lifetime, but I remember when the thought of this was incomprehensible. This is beautiful.

hello fashion friends:
I struggle with wide leg pants because I’m short/curvy so when they actually fit my hips, they’re usually way too wide around my ankles/calves and not very flattering. These pants were only like $25, so I need to know if it’s worth tailoring or I should I just return them

update: apparently there was miscommunication about who was making the mashed potatoes so my mom made them at the last minute and only had Greek yogurt and used that in place of sour cream. As soon as this trip is over I’m getting 17 pounds of mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes are my favorite dish and the recipe we’ve made 1000 times somehow got a smidge off and they were not good and I could seriously cry my favorite part of Thanksgiving wasn’t good

grateful that my mom still says “oh you work night shift so you needed that sleep” and “oh you’re sick so you needed that sleep” and is in denial that I’m mentally ill and keeps justifying it for me

happy 15 months to us (:

unfortunately once a week I sleep for like 13 hours and that’s what it takes for me to feel human again

Bad working conditions for nurses literally mean bad patient care. Endless solidarity for every health care worker striking for better.