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@hameggbagel.bsky.social

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HAI I keep forgetting to use bsky πŸ˜“πŸ˜“ also omg !!!! that's cool .. did you get a full costume or will u be doing a closet cosplay :0

28.04.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WOAH. which character is thks

28.04.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

for technique it's mostly like.. curling inner, outer next, then putting it upwards . some people also make the curler slightly warm using a blow dryer so that it sticks. you can also curl while the mascara is on but make sure it isn't too sticky coz you can like, peel ur lashes from that sometimes

20.02.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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what technique are u using on the lashes julie beloved.. also sometimes the shape of the curler doesn't fit ur eye shape (esp if ur asian) I heard at some point before that these types of curlers tend to work best ? they're for travel I believe

20.02.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

flksjdjs the arcane s1 jilco fandom wasn't big but it was cool 😭😭 we need to retvrn...

27.12.2024 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love you so much

26.12.2024 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I kinda wanna start working out my arms

21.12.2024 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I forgot how good al haitham feels to play. thanks king

20.12.2024 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what eidolon is she rn.. clara banger

17.12.2024 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the challenge summary from the mode Spiral Abyss in Genshin Impact. It shows a full 36 star clear, with 25 attempts. The most played characters are Bennett, Emilie, Kazuha and Furina, all played 6 times. Furina has the most defeats, counting at 14. Mualani has the strongest single strike of 466,850. Collei received the most damage taken, totaling at 73,289. Bennett holds the most elemental bursts and skills cast, at 23 and 75 respectively.

A screenshot of the challenge summary from the mode Spiral Abyss in Genshin Impact. It shows a full 36 star clear, with 25 attempts. The most played characters are Bennett, Emilie, Kazuha and Furina, all played 6 times. Furina has the most defeats, counting at 14. Mualani has the strongest single strike of 466,850. Collei received the most damage taken, totaling at 73,289. Bennett holds the most elemental bursts and skills cast, at 23 and 75 respectively.

An image showcasing the characters used in a Spiral Abyss clear, a mode from the game Genshin Impact. It shows a full nine star completion across three chambers. The first team used Mualani, Furina, Xiangling and Xilonen. The second team used Lyney, Bennett, Emilie and Kazuha.

An image showcasing the characters used in a Spiral Abyss clear, a mode from the game Genshin Impact. It shows a full nine star completion across three chambers. The first team used Mualani, Furina, Xiangling and Xilonen. The second team used Lyney, Bennett, Emilie and Kazuha.

skill issued my way out of this fuckass stallmaster abyss

17.12.2024 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ate jacket potato and panini sandwich today . feels great

17.12.2024 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

20cr circlet what the fuck oh my god

14.12.2024 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yesterday we watched monkey man and it was incredible 😭😭 very cool action scenes, nice plot, the visuals, the colors just everything about it was insane. my favorite was definitely the brothel(?) fight sequence, or that whole chase scene in general..

14.12.2024 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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poem from mabortion

14.12.2024 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

better sesh at badminton today my wrist isn't all fucked up because I am hitting the proper way. I hope

14.12.2024 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I cant take it anymore im sick of Mavuika. I tried to play Diluc my Mavuika deals more damage. I tried to play hu tao my Mavuika deals more damage. I tried to play Arlecchino my Mavuika deals more damage. I tried to play Xiangling she needs so much ER.

11.12.2024 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
A man picks up a condom and says "Jeez, I'm so bad at putting these on." Somehow, he manages to get the entire condom around every part of his body except his penis. Rapidly losing oxygen, he struggles "mmmph mmmphh." His partner reaches out and shouts "Oh God!" He cradles Tyler's lifeless corpse in a similar pose to La Pieta. He cries to the heavens "He's dead! He suffocated to death!." His expression becomes long-drawn, his facial muscles hanging loosely off their bones, deflated with grief. He bargains with the universe, asking himself "why? why didn't I let him hit it raw?"

A man picks up a condom and says "Jeez, I'm so bad at putting these on." Somehow, he manages to get the entire condom around every part of his body except his penis. Rapidly losing oxygen, he struggles "mmmph mmmphh." His partner reaches out and shouts "Oh God!" He cradles Tyler's lifeless corpse in a similar pose to La Pieta. He cries to the heavens "He's dead! He suffocated to death!." His expression becomes long-drawn, his facial muscles hanging loosely off their bones, deflated with grief. He bargains with the universe, asking himself "why? why didn't I let him hit it raw?"

10.12.2024 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 8350    πŸ” 711    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 25

wdym neuvillette is drinking hot spring water 😭😭 relax

11.12.2024 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

still thinking of how they will fall out

10.12.2024 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I decided to design their younger vers and it was actually really fun . hmmmmmm

10.12.2024 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a meme that says me holding the yogurt that makes you cry with anime girls ALT: a meme that says me holding the yogurt that makes you cry with anime girls

Day 53

Waking up at 3pm on a school day

10.12.2024 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 213    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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constantly in a loop of like yoooo am I stupid and can't move on or is it a valid concern πŸ€” find out next time

10.12.2024 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#focalor #neuvillette

29.11.2024 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

anyway I need to start drawing said ocs more often because lol lmao lol lmao I need. more original content for portfol

09.12.2024 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No matter what happens I will always be failguy (neutral)

09.12.2024 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

all of my oc ideas are just "what if 2 hot women have really unhealthy coping methods" I should be more creative...

09.12.2024 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

im watching beastars and juno RIZZ would have worked on me. 'YOU SAW HOW I CHEWED THAT STRAW. YOU WISH THAT WAS YOU HUH.' FUCKING HELL BRO

09.12.2024 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A visualization of the song, hand crushed by a mallet (Remix) feat. Fall Out Boy, Craig Owens, Nicole Dollanganger, featuring my oc, Odile, also containing panels featuring a visualization of the song "Grouch" from the anime, Kyousougiga. 

The image itself features the song lyrics, "Oh my god, WHAT the FUCK! / Take my HAND, CRUSH IT UP! / SPILL THE BLOOD ON THE FLOOR / I ain't SCARED / THINK THERE'S MORE" in spiky cartoon bubbles laid over the composition. These are spoken by a red figure in a black hoodie, being crushed by a processed image of a hydraulic press.

A visualization of the song, hand crushed by a mallet (Remix) feat. Fall Out Boy, Craig Owens, Nicole Dollanganger, featuring my oc, Odile, also containing panels featuring a visualization of the song "Grouch" from the anime, Kyousougiga. The image itself features the song lyrics, "Oh my god, WHAT the FUCK! / Take my HAND, CRUSH IT UP! / SPILL THE BLOOD ON THE FLOOR / I ain't SCARED / THINK THERE'S MORE" in spiky cartoon bubbles laid over the composition. These are spoken by a red figure in a black hoodie, being crushed by a processed image of a hydraulic press.

🚷 FUN!
☠️ FUN!
⚠️ FUN!
🚧 FUN!

βœ¦γ€ #art, #illust 】

09.12.2024 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 519    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

any curly haired red head instantly reads tl me as diluc. sorry

09.12.2024 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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