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DO NOT LOOK AT MY INSIDES

only look at my outsides :(

WE THE BEOPLE are taking back the em dash, the Oxford comma, and all punctuation.

YOU CAN'T HAVE IT @microsoft.com

MENTAL EALTH MATTERS

you matter ❤️‍🔥

take care of yourself and your brain!

cactus bitch

How many unread texts do you currently have?

I'm sitting on 46 atm

stubby

I have a theory

Every single dumpster will eventually smell the same. It doesn't matter what you put in there, all dumpsters eventually smell like "dumpster"

putting a fake cast on my arm so I don't get judged for using a fork at the Chinese restaurant

LET EM SQUEAK IN YOUR MOUTH

Ordering a sub at Jersey Mike's and they asked me "Cut or Un-Cut?"

WTF? Is that not kind of a personal question? Just let me have my sandwich :(

He's kinda bouncin on it crazy style!

My mouth is just a big hole

Attention all Mouth Breathers

you better watch out when using a toilet plunger

1 trillion lions could defeat the sun.

change my mind.

tummy time 1v1 i would win guaranteed nobody would beat me in tummy time

im taking it like a good boy

Somebody get me a diary because I'm a wimpy kid 🗣️

Pasta is really just Italian scrambled eggs.

Change my mind.

What's your strategy when putting on deodorant?

How do you stroke it?

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#TLT

This is my haiku titled " #Ad "

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Ten bit TTS Tuesday
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How many times per day do you think you lick your teeth?

What are school buses doing during the school day? Could they not go fill that bus up with Amazon packages and do a little deliver on the side?

Put those school buses to work!

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IT IS TIME

burn2r boetry slam PART TWO

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this is what i would crave maybe if i were a woman and on my period

not really sure, since i am not a woman, but i did my best to put myself in a woman's shoes

It's my RIGHT as an American citizen to take a biss on the side of the highway and you can't stop me

YouTube video by xander 10 hours of silence occasionally broken up by the Taco bell Bong

10 Hours of silence occasionally broken up by the taco bell dong

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but you're not driving IN traffic

YOU ARE THE TRAFFIC

what does a twitch stream smell like?

lmk ur thoughts

PEAK GAME ITEMS TIERLIST

#Peak