Matt

Bridge Farm is in her heart. Like some sort of horrible infection. #TheArchers

Good advice, thanks.

Hopefully Helen will take the job and put Tracey in charge of the dairy. That'll upset Susan. #TheArchers

So far no response to my sarcy photo.

Greyhound and hens assessing each other.

A meeting of great intellectual equals.

No, Yodel on this occasion.

Hand holding no parcel.

A parcel which is supposed to have been delivered hasn't turned up. They've asked me to send them a photo as evidence. After a short argument on the absurdity of this, I've given up and provided the photo they asked for.

Interesting, wonder why? I'm not aware that Rev Hawker who wrote it had any links to that part of the world!

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Gool Peran lowen rag Kernow dhywgh oll.

Happy St. Piran's Day to you all from Cornwall.

Although I think that you are theoretically correct, I cannot bring myself to endorse the concept of praising Helen and Tom. #TheArchers

I know, shocked.

Nope. Too much god for my liking.

Maybe Tony can join David's anti-vegan militia. #TheArchers

"How did you get the photos on the laptop?"
"I scanned them."
"BURN THE WITCH!"
#TheArchers

For those who missed this sad news. @cha0tic.bsky.social will be much missed on here. #TheArchers

Sally. Both my parents are ringers.

"And the auditor's written 'Tom's a wanker' at the bottom..." #TheArchers

Oh no! That's awful. He was one of the good 'uns.

😆 that hadn't even occurred to! Splendid.

Well, I'm certainly not a natural mathematician. I have to constantly consultant websites with names like "equations for the hard of thinking" and "pi explained to someone whose been kicked in the head by a horse".

Pur dha.

*Shabana Mahmood enacted her policy of drowning kittens for fun*

Sky News headline: "Greens overtake Labour in sensational poll"

I imagine Starmer and his team reading this and thinking "oh my god, people want progressive left wing policies and reasoned political debate. We need to lurch further to the right!"

Not til April. Thanks!

Innit. It definitely has some useful applications but it's simply not 'intelligent'! People don't seem to realise that it's not creating new info, just parroting back information. And that is only as good as what's put in.

I hate that you've made me mentally associate that bastard with Jaffa cakes.

African or European?

I did a wee test of ChatGPT a while ago. I asked it to write a literature review to see what it came up with and it just completely made up a load of references!

No, I want it to be correct.

Turns out it's really easy... there's an insert equations tab on the insert ribbon.