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I would just get 100 bowls

03.03.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't leave it out when it snowed like 3 feet, I felt bad

03.03.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I never eat all my fruit before it starts to go bad anyway, so im making them more healthy imo

03.03.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They seem fine, other than the ripping open my garbage thing

03.03.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So far, nothing. I did see a really huge raccoon the other night, but I'm sure it's unrelated

03.03.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For the past few weeks instead of throwing out old food i put it in a bowl and leave it at my side door so the raccoons dont rip open my garbage and I think this is an excellent arrangement which benefits everyone involved

03.03.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0
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Making the Liberal Media | Columbia University Press Conservatives have disagreed about many things, but they have long been united by the belief that the mainstreamβ€”or β€œliberal”—media is biased against... | CUP

Some guy wrote a book about this. cup.columbia.edu/book/making-...

03.03.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Michael savage is jewish!

02.03.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think he started in the 90s but anything before 2008 is 1986 to me

02.03.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Yes, that person!

02.03.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol i was actually thinking of the other guy, Michael something?

02.03.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The reason why some people think the New York Times is a liberal paper is because in like 1986 a far right wing talk radio simpleton called the New York Times a liberal paper. Most American political thought is based on scenarios like this

02.03.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2570    πŸ” 467    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 13

It's for the best

02.03.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of people think you're being willfully obtuse here but that's only because they're unfamiliar with exactly how dumb you are

02.03.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 196    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Im sure he's also eaten his share of raccoons

27.02.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The peasants can eat liver & onions while this guy is feasting on the finest cuts of raccoon

27.02.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 297    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Please show some respect for the pedofascist president

24.02.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 316    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

This is of course the same tired right wing bullshit from Newsom because no dem politicians are spending much time on pronouns. It's a thing that republicans pretend and a thing dem politicians say when they're pitching to republican voters

24.02.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 188    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

It's very fluffy snow too

23.02.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody actually needs to know what's going on here. I almost never know what the hell is going on and I post about it anyway. I just guess and fill in the blanks

23.02.2026 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I still don't care about posting on an app that has "growth" or "relevance," i just don't really feel like hearing what fascist pieces of shit have to say about anything, that's pretty much it. Plus, it's like a winter fuckin wonderland outside, go worry about that instead

23.02.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I would like more. A 2 ft blizzard once a week until may

23.02.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I did know this lol

23.02.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuckin snowin outside

23.02.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
COSEY FANNI TUTTI - TIME TO TELL (FLOWMOTION, CASSETTE C-60, 1983) (FLAC)
YouTube video by WET DREAMS RECORDS COSEY FANNI TUTTI - TIME TO TELL (FLOWMOTION, CASSETTE C-60, 1983) (FLAC)

Anyway, Time to Tell is a great tape: youtu.be/D2ygrE4H51o?...

23.02.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just found out that Cosey Fanni Tutti is dancing in the video for Sylvester's 'you make me feel mighty real' ?? which is crazy to me

23.02.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Ten glorious years of a guy who has mostly been the president and always been the main character of American political life doing posts like this and everyone trying to figure out what cable news segment he saw, misunderstood in the way a dog might misunderstand a crossword, and made into policy.

22.02.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6866    πŸ” 1328    πŸ’¬ 207    πŸ“Œ 33

No one wants to needs to see the thing itself, you are much better off

21.02.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It seems that the wretched kool kid leftists have once again noticed that I am a deranged moron. And they have noticed this fact in the most nefarious way imaginable: by reading things I have posted publicly on social media

21.02.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 626    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

I could buy basically the best 75" samsung for one month rent

18.02.2026 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0