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Tarrifs

09.03.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Destroying society for all this is a nice extra

09.03.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I order salted caramel with whipped cream and sprinkles on top all winter

09.03.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The foundation of American fascism rests on three things: extreme bigotry, whining about other people's coffee orders, and saying "so much for global warming" whenever it's cold out

09.03.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1041    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

As much as politicians love lying, this asshole could only bring himself to tell half a lie

09.03.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 171    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I support my family and my other secret family on a single paycheck, don't know what you're doing wrong

09.03.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

u can also DM me @BIG_BOOBS_CARLY

09.03.2026 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

like fuckin summer outside

08.03.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Look, this is simply the best they can do with what they have to work with

05.03.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

If bluesky is an echo chamber then why am I forced to mute so many of you annoying dumbasses?

05.03.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 256    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

This is exactly what I imagine all of Threads is like

05.03.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That was really the beginning of the end for dawkins

04.03.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They should have the self awareness to know that they are big dumbasses

04.03.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

He should do a double interview

04.03.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Technically, I was the goddamn main character every day on there for years because of that stupid tweet

04.03.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly

04.03.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's too bad i'm not important enough for Isaac Chotiner to interview because i'm pretty confident I'd be the first person to come out of it looking pretty good

04.03.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 871    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 9

I didn't expect the "then they came for..." to hit me QUITE so specifically, but lesson learned.

04.03.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2707    πŸ” 302    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 6

It's probably the opposite: The CIA boosted rock music in the 1950s to stop kids from listening to jazz

04.03.2026 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

I would just get 100 bowls

03.03.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't leave it out when it snowed like 3 feet, I felt bad

03.03.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I never eat all my fruit before it starts to go bad anyway, so im making them more healthy imo

03.03.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They seem fine, other than the ripping open my garbage thing

03.03.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So far, nothing. I did see a really huge raccoon the other night, but I'm sure it's unrelated

03.03.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For the past few weeks instead of throwing out old food i put it in a bowl and leave it at my side door so the raccoons dont rip open my garbage and I think this is an excellent arrangement which benefits everyone involved

03.03.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 150    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0
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Making the Liberal Media | Columbia University Press Conservatives have disagreed about many things, but they have long been united by the belief that the mainstreamβ€”or β€œliberal”—media is biased against... | CUP

Some guy wrote a book about this. cup.columbia.edu/book/making-...

03.03.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Michael savage is jewish!

02.03.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think he started in the 90s but anything before 2008 is 1986 to me

02.03.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Yes, that person!

02.03.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol i was actually thinking of the other guy, Michael something?

02.03.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0