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Im sure he's also eaten his share of raccoons

27.02.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The peasants can eat liver & onions while this guy is feasting on the finest cuts of raccoon

27.02.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 295    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Please show some respect for the pedofascist president

24.02.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 314    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

This is of course the same tired right wing bullshit from Newsom because no dem politicians are spending much time on pronouns. It's a thing that republicans pretend and a thing dem politicians say when they're pitching to republican voters

24.02.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 188    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

It's very fluffy snow too

23.02.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody actually needs to know what's going on here. I almost never know what the hell is going on and I post about it anyway. I just guess and fill in the blanks

23.02.2026 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I still don't care about posting on an app that has "growth" or "relevance," i just don't really feel like hearing what fascist pieces of shit have to say about anything, that's pretty much it. Plus, it's like a winter fuckin wonderland outside, go worry about that instead

23.02.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I would like more. A 2 ft blizzard once a week until may

23.02.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I did know this lol

23.02.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuckin snowin outside

23.02.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
COSEY FANNI TUTTI - TIME TO TELL (FLOWMOTION, CASSETTE C-60, 1983) (FLAC)
YouTube video by WET DREAMS RECORDS COSEY FANNI TUTTI - TIME TO TELL (FLOWMOTION, CASSETTE C-60, 1983) (FLAC)

Anyway, Time to Tell is a great tape: youtu.be/D2ygrE4H51o?...

23.02.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just found out that Cosey Fanni Tutti is dancing in the video for Sylvester's 'you make me feel mighty real' ?? which is crazy to me

23.02.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Ten glorious years of a guy who has mostly been the president and always been the main character of American political life doing posts like this and everyone trying to figure out what cable news segment he saw, misunderstood in the way a dog might misunderstand a crossword, and made into policy.

22.02.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6864    πŸ” 1330    πŸ’¬ 207    πŸ“Œ 33

No one wants to needs to see the thing itself, you are much better off

21.02.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It seems that the wretched kool kid leftists have once again noticed that I am a deranged moron. And they have noticed this fact in the most nefarious way imaginable: by reading things I have posted publicly on social media

21.02.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 626    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

I could buy basically the best 75" samsung for one month rent

18.02.2026 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

However, luxury items that I don't really need but keep me placated are cheaper than they were like 150 years ago, so there's 2 sides to every story

18.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

I think anyone would be excited about innovative tech that's useful or solves a problem. Want your dishes clean with less labor? Dishwasher. Want to make calls when you're not home? Mobile phone. But why would you want an invasive computer program that lies to you and kisses your ass?

18.02.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 519    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 2

That the main liberal position seems to be β€œonly complete and total loyalty, no critical thinking is allowed” should actually worry people.

17.02.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 184    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

I think these types are dwindling, but maybe that's wishful thinking

18.02.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing i dont get about supporting Gavin Newsom this far out is we don't even know who's running yet. Maybe an even bigger piece of shit will pop up for you people to support!

16.02.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 791    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 4

Setting aside the fact that the electorate is tens of millions of people and the candidates are only a handful of people, those candidates also happen to be going for a job representing that very electorate and to get that job they also, you know, have to get "elected" by them

16.02.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol

16.02.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If it can't find you in rhe database it will probably assume you're off the grid and will pay anything

16.02.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think a fundamental divide in modern dem party politics is between people who want to change/influence candidates & people who want to change/influence the electorate. One of these tactics seems much fucking easier imo

16.02.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 195    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

Shop using an old phone on wifi

16.02.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think dynamic pricing for retail tries to predict what you're willing & able to pay

16.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Business opportunity: App that recruits people with low credit scores to shop for you

16.02.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 602    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 6

We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.

15.02.2026 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5113    πŸ” 633    πŸ’¬ 126    πŸ“Œ 111

He's influencing me to get a rotisserie chicken in a few hours

15.02.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0